Whatya want from Kosi

dcstkfc · Post: # 922087Post **dcstkfc** » Wed 12 May 2010 1:56pm

A parody of 'Whataya want from me' by Adam Lambert:

Hey, slow it down whatya want from Kosi
Whatya want from Kosi
Yeah I'm a crab whatya want from Kosi
Whatya want from Kosi

There might have been a time
When I'd play well home and away
Oooh once upon a time I knew how to kick a bag
But now, here we are
Whatya want from Kosi

Just don't give up I'm workin it out
Please don't give me the pill, I will let you down
Gia messed me up, I was struggling to breathe
Just keep dropping the ball
Hey, Whatya want from Kosi
Whatya want from Kosi
Whatya want from Kosi

Yeah, its plain to see (plain to see)
that Rooey you're wonderful
And there's nothing wrong with you
(nothing wrong with you)
It's me, I was a freak (yeah)
but thanks for lovin' me
Cause you're better than old GT
(old GT)

There might have been a time
When I would know just how to play
I didn't even need to try
But now I couldn't mark for my life

Just don't give up I'm workin it out
Please don't give me the pill, I will let you down
Roo has messed me up, need to be second to breathe
Turn up round after round
Hey, Whatya want from Kosi
Whatya want from Kosi (Whatya want from Kosi)
Whatya want from Kosi (Whatya want from Kosi)

Just don't give up on me
(uuuuuh) I'll bring the ball to ground
Tiges in the eleventh round

(So hey) just don't give up
Don't leave me out
Please don't drop me
I won't let you down
Play me in the ruck
Not in the seconds this week
Remember 2005?
Hey, whatya want from Kosi

Just don't give up I know I'm prone to a pout
When Roo comes back in, we won't let you down
He'll kick five goals, I'll chip in with two
Bring St Kilda a flag
Hey, Whatya want from Kosi (Whatya want from Kosi)
Whatya want from Kosi (Whatya want from Kosi)
Whatya want from Kosi

Dr Spaceman · Wed 12 May 2010 2:06pm

Who the hell is Adam Lambert?

Is it Craig's brother?

bigcarl · Post: # 922104Post **bigcarl** » Wed 12 May 2010 2:29pm

a solid performance in the ruck this week.

philtee · Post: # 922116Post **philtee** » Wed 12 May 2010 2:51pm

Judicious use of 98 kg bodyweight. Power leads out from the goal square.
Firm overhead grabs from a 197cm forward. Crashing of packs to bring the ball to ground.

na exa · Post: # 922125Post **na exa** » Wed 12 May 2010 3:04pm

i'd like him to tap tim lane on the chin , hard , in the carpark before our next game against the brownbaggers.

saintdooley · Wed 12 May 2010 3:26pm

haha well done dcstkfc. now that song will be in my head for the next 72 hours.

and what do we want from him? well as a full forward...maybe some goals? just maybe

Finna · Post: # 922163Post **Finna** » Wed 12 May 2010 4:20pm

Goals.

Bernard Shakey · Wed 12 May 2010 6:50pm

A credible effort would do me. Preferably at Sandy this week.

backit · Post: # 922272Post **backit** » Wed 12 May 2010 6:57pm

For Kosi to start taking games apart and rip a few opposition players new ones.

Nothing more nothing less because if he does that we will look a far better side and others will lift as well.

Enrico_Misso · Thu 13 May 2010 12:38am

Unfortunately miracles only happen in the Catholic Church.

Superboot · Post: # 922460Post **Superboot** » Thu 13 May 2010 9:18am

Just stay on your feet.

Pwoit · Post: # 922468Post **Pwoit** » Thu 13 May 2010 9:54am

Dr Spaceman wrote:Who the hell is Adam Lambert?

Is it Craig's brother?

I work with Craig's brother and his name isn't Adam

Mr Magic · Post: # 922470Post **Mr Magic** » Thu 13 May 2010 9:57am

Dr Spaceman wrote:Who the hell is Adam Lambert?

Runner-up on American Idol last year.

Very theatrical style - like Freddie Mercury.

Was recently in Australia for a promo? tour.

saintspremiers · Thu 13 May 2010 10:08am

Superboot wrote:Just stay on your feet.

and have some super glue ready to apply so a few marks actually stick!

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