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The pressure, for breakfast he ate.
As a coach he thought he was great.
But he traded our high draft picks
For players who were useless dicks
And left the list in a horrible state.
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Following the Saints can be tough
To the point where I don't give a stuff
But win, lose or draw
I keep coming back for more.
Coz the truth is I can't get enough!
St Kilda, Clap clap clap
St Kilda, Clap clap clap
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Milton66 wrote:The pressure, for breakfast he ate.
As a coach he thought he was great.
But he traded our high draft picks
For players who were useless dicks
And left the list in a horrible state.
Could be wrong, but I seem to notice a recurring theme in your verse milton
Milton66 wrote:The pressure, for breakfast he ate.
As a coach he thought he was great.
But he traded our high draft picks
For players who were useless dicks
And left the list in a horrible state.
Could be wrong, but I seem to notice a recurring theme in your verse milton
To be fair, I did write one about Lyon. Ross is a bit difficult to satire at the moment.
O also want to do one about Butterrs, but can't find any rhyming words.
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He could fly with the grace of a Dove
Taking Marks from high and above
A selfless huge heart
Is what set him apart
Rest in peace, you we'll forever love
Winmar7Fan wrote:He could fly with the grace of a Dove
Taking Marks from high and above
A selfless huge heart
Is what set him apart
Rest in peace, you we'll forever love
i love it mate......
.everybody still loves lenny....and we always will
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Winmar7Fan wrote:He could fly with the grace of a Dove
Taking Marks from high and above
A selfless huge heart
Is what set him apart
Rest in peace, you we'll forever love
i love it mate......
Thanks Stinger
Imports with big hype that lacked sparkle
Were the likes of Phil Cronan and Narkle
If you add to mind you
The length they went to
Doug Cox was a complete Debacle
Winmar7Fan wrote:He could fly with the grace of a Dove
Taking Marks from high and above
A selfless huge heart
Is what set him apart
Rest in peace, you we'll forever love
He joined up the Saints forum thing
And made posts til' he had a sore ring
After I gave him a bake
He said, "Oh FFS"
That grumpy old bastard named Sting
There are some ripping rhymes coming in
And some that are just full of spin
Now the boss man Starsign
Simply needs to define
The date we announce who will win
st.byron wrote:He joined up the Saints forum thing
And made posts til' he had a sore ring
After I gave him a bake
He said, "Oh FFS"
That grumpy old bastard named Sting
Well, now that you've done it, I had a tribute ready for him...
On this forum he'll give you the finger
To a sourpuss he is a dead ringer
He thinks I'm a sod
And he sooks to the mods
And he goes by the nickname of Stinger.
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[quote]In a kimono direct from Japan
Or a suit that he bought in Milan
He cries “It’s your shout!"
Eastern says “There’s no doubt
Two VB’s - thanks Joffaboymanâ€
One likens him to Paris Hilton
Another to that roll they call "Quilton"
They say he’s a troll!
That he’s Wayne Judson’s mole!
The new poster we now know as Milton
[quote]Iceman said “I’ve been drinking since four
Don’t think I can take many more
F***, it’s 3 in the morning
A new day is dawning
We’ve just gotta win 13 games moreâ€
Starsign started this addictive thread
After 400 bottles of red
Now I can’t get to sleep
Even tried to count sheep
Ouch - My head in the morning I dread.
Great stuff
we have unearthed some budding bards ! There's been some gems
I'm not real sure what sort of a time limit we should put on this
but surprise surprise I , ie Starsign Memorabilia will be putting up a couple of very valuable items of framed Saints Memorabilia as prizes so we could afford to keep the pot on the boil for a bit yet, and forum traffic could slacken off over the mid season break !
And the Iceman who I initially self appointed as our judge , ( cos I've met him and he's OK) is a little nervous with the sole responsibility, and it appears his own ability as a "limerickist" is very commendable
So I will approach a couple of notables who have not as yet had a dip at this to possibly assist with the final decisions
I will be having a few frothies in Livewire pre the Geelong game so we might be able to get something sorted there....... maybe Eastern , Saints 66 and or Joffaboy may be able to assist ??
will cost me a beer I guess!!
in the meantime keep them happening Sainters...
Don't be shy!!
There's a heap of Saintsational history to use for motivation if nothing topical comes to mind