The truth is out there
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The truth is out there
Once more we start the season with a shroud of mystery hanging over the fitness of some of our key players: Lenny, BJ, X, Armo, etc.
I think that it is time for someone to stand up and tell it like it is.
The true story is that, around 3 or 4 years ago, our club was infliltrated by aliens from the Andromeda galaxy, operating under the codename of "Training Services". With great secrecy and cunning, they slowly gained control of our Board and replaced first our coach, then our president and now our CEO with androids programmed to do their bidding.
The aliens have their headquarters in a pyramid located hidden in the bushes near Belvedere Oval. Inside the pyramid they feast on the muscle and cartilages of superfit young athletes, following which they conduct various experiments to regrow muscle and tissue within a 2 week time frame. If the experiments fail, the 2 week time frame is renewed: and this can take place repeatedly, as the case of Aaron Hamill shows.
Once we have relocated our training to Belvedere Oval, the aliens will be able to feast almost daily on our players' leg muscle and tissues: honed to perfection by the endless running they are required to do by our current playing style.
These are the secrets that our departing CEO has now revealed to B4E and which he has been sworn to keep secret.
But I thought it was about time you all knew the truth. Hang on, what's that noise at the door. There's something trying to get into my room.....aaargh!!
I think that it is time for someone to stand up and tell it like it is.
The true story is that, around 3 or 4 years ago, our club was infliltrated by aliens from the Andromeda galaxy, operating under the codename of "Training Services". With great secrecy and cunning, they slowly gained control of our Board and replaced first our coach, then our president and now our CEO with androids programmed to do their bidding.
The aliens have their headquarters in a pyramid located hidden in the bushes near Belvedere Oval. Inside the pyramid they feast on the muscle and cartilages of superfit young athletes, following which they conduct various experiments to regrow muscle and tissue within a 2 week time frame. If the experiments fail, the 2 week time frame is renewed: and this can take place repeatedly, as the case of Aaron Hamill shows.
Once we have relocated our training to Belvedere Oval, the aliens will be able to feast almost daily on our players' leg muscle and tissues: honed to perfection by the endless running they are required to do by our current playing style.
These are the secrets that our departing CEO has now revealed to B4E and which he has been sworn to keep secret.
But I thought it was about time you all knew the truth. Hang on, what's that noise at the door. There's something trying to get into my room.....aaargh!!
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