So...........We're DULL & BORING !!

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So...........We're DULL & BORING !!

Post: # 670335Post Eastern »

Well, according to those who put the AFL fixture together, we are. That seems to be the reason why we will NOT be getting many "PRIME SPOTS" in 2009.

So, what can we do to "SEXY UP"? It's up to Ross and the players to "sexy up" the on-field side of things. It's up to Greg, Archie & the Board to "sexy up" the off-field side of things.

WHAT CAN WE, THE FANS DO TO "SEXY UP"?

My 1st thought was to produce a 2009 calendar, and I already have some volunteer models. Those being;

joffaboy - modelling his latest model mankini

St DAC - Wearing his new winter shorts (tighter than Warrick Capper)

snoopygirl - In her new designer polka dot bikini

Launcestonsaint - Has re-modeled his old school tie into a G string

saint66au - Modelling his size 8 speedos with strategically placed dots

yipper - wearing the footy that he kicked 3 goals with v Ess

I have decided that I will wear no more than my wallet & a water bottle

Beyond that, I have run out of volunteers. Please feel free to post your interest below, including details of the extent you are prepared to go to win a place in this prestigous calendar (sorry Grumpyone- no nudes)

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Post: # 670337Post FortiusQuoFidelius »

What a load of crap! It must be off season!!!


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Post: # 670338Post evertonfc »

I'm really looking forward to round one next year...


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Post: # 670340Post Hurricane »

Ill pose in a furry tiger print g-string.

BANG BANG


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Post: # 670343Post Eastern »

Hurricane wrote:Ill pose in a furry tiger print g-string.

BANG BANG
We already have a G String, but we can arrange duelling swords for you and the off-shore moderator so that the better man can be determined !!


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Post: # 670347Post Hurricane »

Eastern wrote:
Hurricane wrote:Ill pose in a furry tiger print g-string.

BANG BANG
We already have a G String, but we can arrange duelling swords for you and the off-shore moderator so that the better man can be determined !!

I wont step on anyones toes.........how about shirtless in jeans with a cowboy hat on?

BANG BANG


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Post: # 670351Post Eastern »

Hurricane wrote:
Eastern wrote:
Hurricane wrote:Ill pose in a furry tiger print g-string.

BANG BANG
We already have a G String, but we can arrange duelling swords for you and the off-shore moderator so that the better man can be determined !!

I wont step on anyones toes.........how about shirtless in jeans with a cowboy hat on?

BANG BANG
We're more worried about the knot in his tie :roll: :oops: :roll: :wink:

The jeans & cowboy hat sound fine, as long as you are holding a whip :lol: :wink: !!


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Post: # 670394Post jays »

who cares what people say if we win we win
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Post: # 670406Post Batnoe »

so when will these pictures be posted?

am interested in seeing some of these


I say we make a saintsational calender, and people really should send some revolting pics of themselves

ill buy one


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Post: # 670412Post GrumpyOne »

Willing to pose nude for a Saintsational fundraising calender.

Not full frontal, perhaps full backal. :wink:


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I'm not sure if the old school tie is large enough. :shock: :wink: :wink:
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Post: # 670414Post Eastern »

Launcestonsaint wrote:I'm not sure if the old school tie is large enough. :shock: :wink: :wink:
We know how cold it gets down there :roll: :roll: :lol: :wink: !!


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Post: # 670418Post Eastern »

GrumpyOne wrote:Willing to pose nude for a Saintsational fundraising calender.

Not full frontal, perhaps full backal. :wink:
The prior wax job would eat into the profits :roll: :wink: !!


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Eastern wrote:
GrumpyOne wrote:Willing to pose nude for a Saintsational fundraising calender.

Not full frontal, perhaps full backal. :wink:
The prior wax job would eat into the profits :roll: :wink: !!
You could title it "Picture of a Woolly Mammoth". :lol:


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Post: # 670519Post Dal_Santos_Gal »

*sighs* how quickly does Eastern forget about me :?

I know I am busy being a mummy nowadays but don't forget where you come from :wink:


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Post: # 670576Post Eastern »

Dal_Santos_Gal wrote:*sighs* how quickly does Eastern forget about me :?

I know I am busy being a mummy nowadays but don't forget where you come from :wink:
OK Mary !!

Post a pic of yourself in a nappy !!


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Post: # 670616Post Dal_Santos_Gal »

Eastern wrote:
Dal_Santos_Gal wrote:*sighs* how quickly does Eastern forget about me :?

I know I am busy being a mummy nowadays but don't forget where you come from :wink:
OK Mary !!

Post a pic of yourself in a nappy !!
And he still calls me Mary!
oh boy thanks eastern, I am just so excited about getting into an adult nappy
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Re: So...........We're DULL & BORING !!

Post: # 670622Post St DAC »

Eastern wrote:St DAC - Wearing his new winter shorts (tighter than Warrick Capper)
I wasn't aware that was for public consumption! :shock:

I thought that was just between us two ... :wink:


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Eastern wrote:
Launcestonsaint wrote:I'm not sure if the old school tie is large enough. :shock: :wink: :wink:
We know how cold it gets down there :roll: :roll: :lol: :wink: !!
Thanks for that idea my northern island colleague, a scarf.
As I'm from Tassie, it should be 2 scarves shouldn't it? :wink: :wink:


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Post: # 670716Post Eastern »

Launcestonsaint wrote:
Eastern wrote:
Launcestonsaint wrote:I'm not sure if the old school tie is large enough. :shock: :wink: :wink:
We know how cold it gets down there :roll: :roll: :lol: :wink: !!
Thanks for that idea my northern island colleague, a scarf.
As I'm from Tassie, it should be 2 scarves shouldn't it? :wink: :wink:
It's a bit like a sandwich. It's the filling that really matters. You'd better stick to the tie :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :wink: !!


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