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Strong Rumour going around Adelaide

Post: # 553782Post Dan Warna »

that Harvey is in fact a terminator.

they have laid down vats of molten steel, industrial size magnets under the ground and 12000 gigawatt plasma guns mounted in the light pylons after x-rays were leaked from a medical suite where harvey went for repair works on a leaky oil pump.

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and yes the helmet haircut banger has is a wig.

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I know this scan may in fact be the subject of a court injunction as the oil used in bangers hydrolics has NOT BEEN APROVED by the federal government for human consumption however, at this stage the outcome has not been decided by justice betty barnfuncle and thus does not have to be removed yet.

I know its breaking into bangers privacy however i believe its in the public interest at this stage.

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WOW further breaking news, Port have selected troubled rookie sensation John Conner to be elevated to the seniors for his first AFL game.

John reputedly subject to minor theft allegations, assualt charges and discussion of illegal drug consumption as well as repeated tales of alcohol abuse and violence, was once seen as a future leader after an outstanding junior career, playing u18 football as a 14 year old. Subsequent allegations of involvement with drugs, alcohol, underground gangs, and assualt has seen his star fall where he was delisted from the club.

Port sensationally took him in their last PSD selection and after delivering NOTHING in the seconds has elevated him to the seniors in what they say is a run from role.

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Post: # 553788Post yipper »

Uhuh. Been watching to much tv lately Dan??


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nah just thought I might get a giggle dats all ump. :cry:

this one might go through to the keeper tho


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KIDS dont take DRUGS !!!!


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Dan Warna wrote:nah just thought I might get a giggle dats all ump. :cry:

this one might go through to the keeper tho
Ok - I'LL BE BACK!!


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st_Trav_ofWA wrote:KIDS dont take DRUGS !!!!
or you'll end up like dan?

and hydrolic fluid is a banned performance enhancing substance?

stretching a dead joke too far is crime punishable by collingwood membership?

cross referencing jokes to ressurrect a dead joke is also till the whites of their eyes said the monk to the barman?


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I still think we should look at playing Jarryd Alien up front against Port. Good footy (shaped) brain, long arms to take a contested grab. Bargain at pick 59 a few years ago.

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Re: Strong Rumour going around Adelaide

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Dan Warna wrote: they have laid down vats of molten steel, industrial size magnets under the ground
Shame Glenn Manton isn't still playing....


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Dan, if you put all your spare time to good use, you could run for and win the US Presiential Election.


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cowboy18 wrote:I still think we should look at playing Jarryd Alien up front against Port. Good footy (shaped) brain, long arms to take a contested grab. Bargain at pick 59 a few years ago.

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lol Cowboy. Who is this dude?


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evertonfc wrote:Dan, if you put all your spare time to good use, you could run for and win the US Presiential Election.
constitutionally barred and even if I was to get an amendment, gotta spare quarter of a billion?


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Dan Warna wrote:
evertonfc wrote:Dan, if you put all your spare time to good use, you could run for and win the US Presiential Election.
constitutionally barred and even if I was to get an amendment, gotta spare quarter of a billion?
Yes.


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evertonfc wrote:
Dan Warna wrote:
evertonfc wrote:Dan, if you put all your spare time to good use, you could run for and win the US Presiential Election.
constitutionally barred and even if I was to get an amendment, gotta spare quarter of a billion?
Yes.
awesome, I'll add my 24.75 the missus left me, and we'll go halves :D


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st.byron wrote:
cowboy18 wrote:I still think we should look at playing Jarryd Alien up front against Port. Good footy (shaped) brain, long arms to take a contested grab. Bargain at pick 59 a few years ago.

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lol Cowboy. Who is this dude?
You kidding right? Its the alien from.....the alien quadrilogy...


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Post: # 554433Post iceman »

Just on the rumours, a fair chance apparently that one of the emergencies will debut for the saints...


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Post: # 554435Post matrix »

iceman wrote:Just on the rumours, a fair chance apparently that one of the emergencies will debut for the saints...
elaborate :?:


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Post: # 554440Post iceman »

well lookinhg at the weather forcast there may not be a Debutant. but there could very possibly be a late change.


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Post: # 554441Post satchmo »

Strong Rumour going around Adelaide
No, no, it's spelt ODOUR!


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nothin stopin me believing it


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Post: # 554526Post The Saintsational Man »

The R.Harvey Funding Bill is passed.

The system goes on-line August 6th, 1988. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. R.Harvey begins to learn at a geometric rate. He becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

Unfortunately for all VFL footballers, It was to late.


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satchmo wrote:
Strong Rumour going around Adelaide
No, no, it's spelt ODOUR!
PURE GOLD !! you have me in stitches some times satchmo !!


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