BTW As part of his research, Assoc Prof. Asslich has discovered some interesting Germanic linguistic origins for two Saints players:
Riewoldt: a timid and highly emotional breed of Bavarian turtle which waits to stick its neck out from its "tunnel" home, only when it knows that all danger has passed.
Koschitzke: an ancient Swabian form of road marking similar to a modern day witches hat - although its function in ancient times was purely ceremonial.
Needless to say the professor is a Carlton fan.
