caption time- with a differance

[saintbrat]

I found some photos but can't decide which I prefer so thought I'd put it differently this week
http://www.realfooty.com.au/photogaller ... 14765.html
from this link which photos do the following captions go with

"hang on, I'll just finish lunch"
Help, they didn't tell me I had to stand as well as mark the ball"
"this is fun, who wants it next?"
'yes , you have the gospel correct young man"
" I knew I should have followed my heart and waited for the saints to choose me."

[snoopygirl]

Holiday time is it saintbrat?