Rose Coloured Off-Season thread regarding 2008

[BAM! (shhhh)]

Things that will happen in 2008

3) The streak continues to exceed that of 2004, winning the first 13 games

4) We finish the season 18-4, with N Dal Santo favorite for the brownlow medal. Riewoldt Gherig & Kosi have all kicked over 60 goals. Ball, Hayes, Goddard, Gram & Montagna all have over 500 possessions.

Can't you just imagine the doom and gloom on here after limping to the line with a 5-4 finish?

[Brian Collis]

Wake up call time.

• Xavier Clarke is still injury prone.

• Luke Ball has had surgery and hasn't proven anything yet, slow and useless until proven fast and useful.

• Steven King is injury prone.

• Robert Harvey will possibly be too old (and injury prone)

• Raph Clarke is hopeless (and injury prone)

• Dal Santo still won't bother chasing anyone or doing the hard yards to avoid tight tags (it might be his turn to be injury prone)

• Gehrig will still be engimatic and undisciplined on the odd occasion.

• Goddard will be slow and recovering, will probably snap the knee ligament again.

• Goose Macguire will still clumsily boot the ball to nobody from the backline

• Gardiner will never player senior footy again

• Kosi will prove to humanity how much of a champion he truly is, i guess..

• Riewoldt will never kick goals when it truly matters

• Baker will miss the first 10 games due to suspension (10 is an arbitrary figure...err)

• Fremantle will continue to steal wins from us

• The umpires will still be a corrupt group of assholes intent on fixing the outcome

• We won't win any interstate games

• Essendon will beat us

• Carlton will get 5 more number one draft picks and still finish 15th or 16th

Hey browncoat, check your jocks cos I think you sh!t yourself

[rodgerfox]

<insert image of RodgerFox putting on rose coloured glasses>

We stay injury free.

Therefore, as per the last 3 years we win the flag comfortably.

[bozza1980]

Things that will happen in 2008

3) The streak continues to exceed that of 2004, winning the first 13 games

4) We finish the season 18-4, with N Dal Santo favorite for the brownlow medal. Riewoldt Gherig & Kosi have all kicked over 60 goals. Ball, Hayes, Goddard, Gram & Montagna all have over 500 possessions.

Can't you just imagine the doom and gloom on here after limping to the line with a 5-4 finish?

5-4 end to the season would be disasterous!!!

My rose coloured glasses see the boys doing the lap of honour on September 27th having secured the club's second premiership.

Then after waiting 93 years for our first then 42 for our second the club only waits 1 more year for premiership number 3!!!!