To prove that TOGETHER WE ARE ONE

[Dis Believer]

OK, I have got the shield on my arm, but I have chosen to do it by scarification instead of by tattoo as I feel that demonstrates more passion and dedication on my part. Is that OK?

Now, I am ready to sacrifice my first born, butI have some questions:

1) Is a special altar necessary, or can I just do it in the backyard at home?

2) Is a certain ceremony required or is it OK if I just use a staysharp knife from the kitchen whilst wearing a club jumper?

3) Am I required to paint my face with her blood in a ceremonial pattern or will the standard blood spatter from her actual slayng be adequate?

4) Will this entitle me to reduced social club membership fees?

5) Will this affect my family membership, as it changes my family unit?

6) Am I required to sacrifice any other members of my family? Is my mother-in-law considered a sacrifice?

[buzfromgronggrong]

OK, I have got the shield on my arm, but I have chosen to do it by scarification instead of by tattoo as I feel that demonstrates more passion and dedication on my part. Is that OK?

Now, I am ready to sacrifice my first born, butI have some questions:

1) Is a special altar necessary, or can I just do it in the backyard at home?

2) Is a certain ceremony required or is it OK if I just use a staysharp knife from the kitchen whilst wearing a club jumper?

3) Am I required to paint my face with her blood in a ceremonial pattern or will the standard blood spatter from her actual slayng be adequate?

4) Will this entitle me to reduced social club membership fees?

5) Will this affect my family membership, as it changes my family unit?

6) Am I required to sacrifice any other members of my family? Is my mother-in-law considered a sacrifice?

Hmmm - all good questions...

I have had my gonads removed and painted black and red and wear them now as ear-rings on each side of my white head - to great effect I might add!

In response to your questions -

1. I think home sacrifice is fine as long as you are either wearing a novelty club apron or perhaps appropriately coloured gonad ear-rings.

2. All sacrifices must be done at family day using the official membership laniard.

3. Standard blood splatter is fine.

4. No but all sacrifice participants will recieve a copy of 'The Point Of It all'.

5. You can select from a certain pool of serial killers at Port Phillip prison to help make up your family numbers on match days - (I have already selected Julian Knight).

6. It is not required to sacrifice any additional members although regular wife-beatings whilst joining in on moorabbin wing chants is encouraged. (mother in laws are not considered sacrifice!)

[benengel14]

OK, I have got the shield on my arm, but I have chosen to do it by scarification instead of by tattoo as I feel that demonstrates more passion and dedication on my part. Is that OK?

Haha, I'm guessing you are a west wing fan, as that post read like one of the best west wing scenes, its on youtube as well... (good viewing for anyone even if they aren't a WW fan)


Even if it wasn't inspired by that scene, watch it anyway....

[Quixote]

Brilliant idea - I propose taking it one step further -

I believe that to really SHOW THEIR LOYALTY...

ALL PLAYERS should have a finger from each hand AND two front teeth AND a gonad removed...

ALSO...

Every player with more than one child should sacrifice the oldest child in a special ceremony at the family day...

PLUS...

Every supporter should have to have their employer tattoed onto their foreheads in a show of solidarity with the playing group...

I for one am busily scratching the words "JIMS DOG WASH" onto my scone as we speak..

the big question is...

Will the words "BURTS TESTICLE REMOVERS, KNACKERY and HORSE RENDERERS" fit across Karnaks?

Very nice work

[Dis Believer]

Haha, I'm guessing you are a west wing fan, as that post read like one of the best west wing scenes, its on youtube as well... (good viewing for anyone even if they aren't a WW fan)


Even if it wasn't inspired by that scene, watch it anyway....

Sorry, can't lay claim to having ever witnessed a single episode.

[Batnoe]

I think the boys should do something one step closer and adapt the Wayne Carey attitude

If you are that close, why not sleep with your mates wives/girlfriends?

They are one after all, you may as well share and if you share you become great mates and therefore become one!@!


I like that, especially if you were Lance Whitnall and you got to be with Judd's missus, i think that is why they sacked the Lance as they knew he would want to break his virginity

[buzfromgronggrong]

[quote="Batnoe"]I think the boys should do something one step closer and adapt the Wayne Carey attitude

If you are that close, why not sleep with your mates wives/girlfriends?

They are one after all, you may as well share and if you share you become great mates and therefore become one!@!


I like that, especially if you were Lance Whitnall and you got to be with Judd's missus, i think that is why they sacked the Lance as they knew he would want to break his virginity[/quotefo

Lingy woulda fought hard to retain kingy too!

[benengel14]

I think the boys should do something one step closer and adapt the Wayne Carey attitude

If you are that close, why not sleep with your mates wives/girlfriends?

They are one after all, you may as well share and if you share you become great mates and therefore become one!@!

I don't think that plan worked out too well in '04 for the club or parties involved.

[Dis Believer]

OK, I have got the shield on my arm, but I have chosen to do it by scarification instead of by tattoo as I feel that demonstrates more passion and dedication on my part. Is that OK?

Haha, I'm guessing you are a west wing fan, as that post read like one of the best west wing scenes, its on youtube as well... (good viewing for anyone even if they aren't a WW fan)


Even if it wasn't inspired by that scene, watch it anyway....

Thanks for the tip. Just watched the scene, great stuff. The show has just found a convert.