Collingwood

[SaintBot]

i have a communication studies speech coming up soon and i need to start making it

in your speech you have to in some way "bag" a group of people, a city, a person, etc

iv chosen to bag collingwood and their supporters

now who has some good jokes i can make about the filth...go from the most obvious myths to the unknown facts

images also needed

also what is anyone able to make of the following results to some surveys

2007 Collingwood Magpies supporters are:
• 104% more likely to have made a purchase from Dimmeys/Forges in the last four weeks;
• 67% more likely to have made a purchase from The Athlete’s Foot in the last four weeks;
• 22% more likely to agree that “I avoid dairy foods whenever possibleâ€

[Oh When the Saints]

http://www.saintsational.com/forum/view ... hp?t=37645

Where does one begin?

John Bourke - Collingwood reserves player who struck an Umpire, Opponent and Spectator in a game down at Lakeside Oval.

Collingwood paid money to both Footscray and StKilda NOT to SELECT Gary Shaw in the draft when neither of them had any intention of doing so.

Collingwood supporters were (are?) so racist they forced Nicky Winmar to lift his jumper and show his skin colour to them.

What do you call a 13 year old female Collingwood supporter? - Grandma

When Plugger decided to leave the Saints he wanted to go to Collingwood. They knocked him back because they had a better player - Mark Richardson.

Whenever they bring up the Greening/O'Dea incident ask them how Somerville 'fainted' 80 metres behind play at the MCG when playing against Collingwood (Hint - Duncan Wright)

When was the last time Collingwood actually won a Premiership in September? In the 1950's (their last flag was won in October)

What does the number 14 mean to a Collingwood supporter? No, not the number of Premierships won but the cumulative IQ of their cheer squad.

Nathan Buckley left Brisbane for Collingwood so that he could win Premierships!

Collingwood had never had a player of Aboriginal descent until the 'racism' issue blew up.

The grandstands at Victoria Park have been condemned because the timber is toxic. Caused by the years of spitting from feral collingwood supporters.

Is that enough?

Also:
http://talkingcarlton.com/phpBB2/viewto ... 78&start=0

And:

http://www.saintsational.com/forum/view ... hp?t=37738

[Mr Magic]

An oldie but still true today.

There are only 3 types of people who barrack for Collingwood:-
1. Migrants
2. Women
3. People who know nothing about football

[saintdooley]

their players are gay:

[SaintBot]

this one was great!

http://www.users.bigpond.com/tuffies/mastercard.pps

[saintdooley]

this one was great!

http://www.users.bigpond.com/tuffies/mastercard.pps

LOL

[johnpeterbudgefanclub]

their players are gay:

But we won the game dool's.....

To be honest I couldnt care if we took to the field with 22 gay footballers but if they bring home the silverware that would be pretty sweet wouldn't you think or r u going to take the moral high ground?????

[Mr Magic]

Welcome back Budgie.
I can't believe it took so long for you to get involved in this thread?

[Armoooo]

Welcome back Budgie.
I can't believe it took so long for you to get involved in this thread?

Yeah me too, you're the one with the inside sources from which we can get th real dirt...

[johnpeterbudgefanclub]

Haha Magic.....fair call actually....as I had read it earlier today and though ahhh its a fair thread and even in my reply there is no animosity towards the sainters. That material has been around for a while though but certainly put a smile on my dial.....

[Mr Magic]

Haha Magic.....fair call actually....as I had read it earlier today and though ahhh its a fair thread and even in my reply there is no animosity towards the sainters. That material has been around for a while though but ceryainly put a smile on my dial.....

Glad you're smiling now.

[johnpeterbudgefanclub]

Thanks dude yeah all is peachy mate. Just glad summer is here....some nice weather and a few ales. What more can u want......besides a damn premiership.....but then again dont we all!

[The Fireman]

You can use my graphic on the front page of your thesis with my blessing.
Cheers.

[SaintBot]

did a quick rehersal of my speech today...was cut off half way through by my teacher

too offensive she reckons...

gee drama teachers are getting soft

will have to rewrite a new speech on stkilda (because i know most the facts off my head) as i only have a day and a bit to prepare it

cheers for all the links and images guys...even if it didnt work to plan they still provided a laugh for those who dont take everything so seriously

[Oh When the Saints]

too offensive she reckons...

[The Fireman]

did a quick rehersal of my speech today...was cut off half way through by my teacher

too offensive she reckons...

gee drama teachers are getting soft

will have to rewrite a new speech on stkilda (because i know most the facts off my head) as i only have a day and a bit to prepare it

cheers for all the links and images guys...even if it didnt work to plan they still provided a laugh for those who dont take everything so seriously

She is probably a Collingwood supporter, did you show her the Graphic? If not show her, she may make you stay back after class......hmmmmm

[Otiman]

too offensive she reckons...

Tell her to harden the f*** up.

[stinger]

did a quick rehersal of my speech today...was cut off half way through by my teacher

too offensive she reckons...

gee drama teachers are getting soft

will have to rewrite a new speech on stkilda (because i know most the facts off my head) as i only have a day and a bit to prepare it

cheers for all the links and images guys...even if it didnt work to plan they still provided a laugh for those who dont take everything so seriously

you can still sneak a bit in...go back to 1966...and start on the pies from there.....

[battye]

did a quick rehersal of my speech today...was cut off half way through by my teacher

too offensive she reckons...

gee drama teachers are getting soft

will have to rewrite a new speech on stkilda (because i know most the facts off my head) as i only have a day and a bit to prepare it

cheers for all the links and images guys...even if it didnt work to plan they still provided a laugh for those who dont take everything so seriously

What was in the original speech? Surely it couldn't have been that bad. I think St Kilda supporters are the best judges of whether Collingwood jokes are offensive or not

[SaintBot]

did a quick rehersal of my speech today...was cut off half way through by my teacher

too offensive she reckons...

gee drama teachers are getting soft

will have to rewrite a new speech on stkilda (because i know most the facts off my head) as i only have a day and a bit to prepare it

cheers for all the links and images guys...even if it didnt work to plan they still provided a laugh for those who dont take everything so seriously

What was in the original speech? Surely it couldn't have been that bad. I think St Kilda supporters are the best judges of whether Collingwood jokes are offensive or not

it had the following jokes...but they were in context with the family of a certain made up collingwood supporter

What does the number 14 mean to a Collingwood supporter? No, not the number of Premierships won but the cumulative IQ of their cheer squad.

Collingwood are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, soft and no CUP!!!

Q. If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What do you have when 100 Collingwood fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.

Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead
Collingwood fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a Collingwood fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Collingwood fan - twice.

Q. What is the difference between an Collingwood Fan and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.


honestly thought i chose the less offensive ones