Assassination Attempt on a saint ...!!

[Eastern]

Not since Damien Saintsational attempted to learn to drive have I had so many attempts on my life.

LukeL26 is almost as homicidal when he gets behind the wheel. He has already worn out 4 sets of Instructor Dual Controls........And has only had 3 lessons

Those who know me well can tell you that I didn't have a single grey hair until a crazed Damien, and then Killer Luke came along.

Does anyone have any hints on what I can do that will ensure I survive through until our next premiership on 27 September 2008?

All offers of help greatfully accepted !!

[Armoooo]

Don't get in a car with them

[Eastern]

Don't get in a car with them

It's my job. I'd starve, and I'm skiny enough already !!

[F_Q_F]

He has already worn out 4 sets of Instructor Dual Controls........And has only had 3 lessons

Well at least thats a better disposal rate than Clinton Jones
Can you charge more for 'danger pay'?

[Eastern]

He has already worn out 4 sets of Instructor Dual Controls........And has only had 3 lessons

Well at least thats a better disposal rate than Clinton Jones
Can you charge more for 'danger pay'?

Danger Pay

The US Federal Reserve doesn't have enough money !!

[saintbrat]

maybe because unlike D-SS Luke is actually wearing shoes??? to his lessons

so how many lessons is he going to need-? you ahven't taken him out in peak hour again have you?

maybe just take him out to the Taxi park at the airport

[Eastern]

maybe just take him out to the Taxi park at the airport

He's already that "Good" !!

[saintspremiers]

Don't get in a car with them

It's my job. I'd starve, and I'm skiny enough already !!

You are indeed skinny!

Anyway, does young Luke like his tucker?

Tell him if he drives nicely, you'll buy him a junior burger if he can successfully navigate the drivethrough at maccas!

[midas_touch]

Poor Luke is copping a pasting here, for the expense of some good humour nonetheless. I guess we were all noobs when we all started off driving, so the upside for Luke is that he can only get better .

Well at least thats a better disposal rate than Clinton Jones Wink

[Launcestonsaint]

Not since Damien Saintsational attempted to learn to drive have I had so many attempts on my life.

LukeL26 is almost as homicidal when he gets behind the wheel. He has already worn out 4 sets of Instructor Dual Controls........And has only had 3 lessons

Those who know me well can tell you that I didn't have a single grey hair until a crazed Damien, and then Killer Luke came along.

Does anyone have any hints on what I can do that will ensure I survive through until our next premiership on 27 September 2008?

All offers of help greatfully accepted !!

I feel sorry for luke.l_26. I can't imagine how much it is costing him for medication to calm him during your screaming lessons Eastern.

[lovin_dal_santo]

can I make a suggestion of what NOT to do?
do not, under any circumstances, say the name michael gardiner.. he will start hyperventalating and preparing marriage proposals, if that happens you are both doomed ;]

and to think, I nearly accepted a lift from him to the forum game

[saintbrat]

will these help

[luke.l_26]

That's so unfair.
I didn't even know there was a whole thread dedicated to my shonky driving skills.
I'm not THAT bad.
Honestly.
Eastern is exaggerating a little.
I am not attempting to assisnate him.
I'm just trying to rid the world of all the annoying pests you kids call animals.
The more road kill the better i say!

[Snakeman66]

The Eastern Driving School

[Launcestonsaint]

The Eastern Driving School

Is that Eastern in the back right hand corner or in the middle of the back seat?

[saintbrat]

is that the spare brake in Easterns Hand- for the driver or for the road kill

[Eastern]

The Eastern Driving School

Is that Eastern in the back right hand corner or in the middle of the back seat?

Back Right hand corner. Couldn't you see the connection to Grant Thomas & Fatpryk Smith with the box of Corn Flakes? !!

[Eastern]

I didn't even know there was a whole thread dedicated to my shonky driving skills.
I'm not THAT bad.
Honestly.

Allow others to judge and,............ lightning strikes catholics who tell fibs, and .............I warned you about this !!

[Launcestonsaint]

The Eastern Driving School

Is that Eastern in the back right hand corner or in the middle of the back seat?

Back Right hand corner. Couldn't you see the connection to Grant Thomas & Fatpryk Smith with the box of Corn Flakes? !!

That's what I thought Eastern but luke.l_26 told me you always sit in the middle of the back seat.

[luke.l_26]

The Eastern Driving School

Is that Eastern in the back right hand corner or in the middle of the back seat?

Back Right hand corner. Couldn't you see the connection to Grant Thomas & Fatpryk Smith with the box of Corn Flakes? !!

That's what I thought Eastern but luke.l_26 told me you always sit in the middle of the back seat.

Okay call me innocent, dumb stupid whatever.... but this time.. I really don't get it...