Actually, I envision him as one of those mad native witchdoctors you used to see in the old Tarzan films, leaping out of the jungle, twitching, prancing and frothing at the mouth, muttering his incantations and clutching his GT and Bundy Voodoo Dolls.True Believer wrote:Isn't it great Grump, we have our own sort of insane superhero, leaping forth from a telephone box amidst a shower of dribble and twitching, clad in a cape and his reg grundy's whenever his super hearing detects the following phrases of evil:GrumpyOne wrote: GROUNDHOG DAY!
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Saving us all by beating the supervillain GT to death with superhero chants like "brass band", "bundy" and the all powerful devil repellant "fair dinkum". Do you think he would accept a role as the poster boy for the Tourrets (sic) help group?
"Hi kids, just like me, don't let your condition stop you from reaching your dreams (cut to outburst) - GONADS, BUMHOLE, RUCK STATS - remember Tourrets sufferers can reach for the stars too"
But your description is close, but I have dumpster diver knob jockey a degree of no-nothing rooster rooter sympathy for suffers of dehydrated pond-scum Tourettes Syndrome.