saints outline draft strategy

Dan Warna · Post: # 465553Post **Dan Warna** » Fri 28 Sep 2007 3:14pm

St Kilda have announced based on the successes of sydney, port and the West coast eagles that there new recruitment strategy will focus on a recruiting good looking metrosexuals.

Ken Sheldon announced "look we've been recruiting luke's, Brendons, Nicholas, Roberts and Jasons, and have we won a premiership? NO". We started in 03 with hybrids like raphael and xavier but in 07 we are going all out with a full attack at getting metros to our club"

the saints are now scouring the recruitment lists for Jeromes, Judes, Damons Kanes and danyles., even Jaysons are in with an outside chance.

"we experimented in the late 90s with darryls and caydn's but I think Watson was ahead of his time and the board just didn't see the way the modern game would go a decade later, some might say timmy was ahead of his time and the football world wasn't ready for him. To some degree I think the football world will never be ready for Watson" said Rod Icantbelieveitsnotbutters.

Challengers to the board Greg and Nathan hope to get in control of the club prior to what they believe would be a disasterous attack on the playing list.

"nathan has been a good name for 1000 years and will be a good name for a 1000 more goddammit" said club champion nathan burke "if we can bring the challenge to before the draft, that is last week thursday, we intend to ONLY draft players of the calibre of John, Reginald, Nathan, Gavin, Peter, and we could stretch it as far as Nevilles but never a wayne"

Callers rang up SEN to claim that both sides were completely insane and this was caused by poison placed in teh water catchment areas by Grant Thomas in an attempt to take over the world. the only way for St KIlda to be saved would be the rational recruitment of ONLY players with the name andrew in the upcoming draft.

St Kilda have added to the football division 2 manicurists, a pedicurists, 4 hair stylists, and fitness guru called sven, 3 waxologists, and pubic hair plucker.

"its the last roll of the dice!" said beleguered president Icantbelieveitsnotbutters.

The Saintsational Man · Fri 28 Sep 2007 3:17pm

Love it

GrumpyOne · Post: # 465557Post **GrumpyOne** » Fri 28 Sep 2007 3:19pm

The Saintsational Man wrote:Love it

He is an Andrew, but I doubt the Bombers will let him go.

rodgerfox · Post: # 465559Post **rodgerfox** » Fri 28 Sep 2007 3:20pm

I'm not sure we should be recruiting metrosexuals.

I think cow milking, flanny wearing, wife slapping, stripper watching, guff talking, hairy bagged men should be looked at.

Dan Warna · Post: # 465560Post **Dan Warna** » Fri 28 Sep 2007 3:20pm

UGLI PEEPLES CARNT PLIAY FUTBAL

GrumpyOne · Post: # 465562Post **GrumpyOne** » Fri 28 Sep 2007 3:24pm

Dan Warna wrote:UGLI PEEPLES CARNT PLIAY FUTBAL

All prospective draftees are now to be subjected to a Fugli Test.

saintbrat · Post: # 465563Post **saintbrat** » Fri 28 Sep 2007 3:24pm

did they make a start on this process last year with
Jarryn
Jayden
Jarryd

Dan Warna · Post: # 465564Post **Dan Warna** » Fri 28 Sep 2007 3:26pm

saintbrat wrote:did they make a start on this process last year with
Jarryn
Jayden
Jarryd

woot our future looks good!

08 here we come! manbags all the way baaaaby!

GrumpyOne · Post: # 465565Post **GrumpyOne** » Fri 28 Sep 2007 3:26pm

saintbrat wrote:did they make a start on this process last year with
Jarryn
Jayden
Jarryd

This year: Kayden, Keef, Kristian.

Kiedis · Post: # 465570Post **Kiedis** » Fri 28 Sep 2007 3:32pm

sorry but who the f*** from Sydney is metro? can't think of one, or port for that matter...fair enough on west coast...

Post: # 465975Post **n1ck** » Sat 29 Sep 2007 2:06pm

Jude Bolton, Brett Kirk just to name a few..

st_Trav_ofWA · Sun 30 Sep 2007 2:43pm

GrumpyOne wrote:
saintbrat wrote:did they make a start on this process last year with
Jarryn
Jayden
Jarryd
This year: Kayden, Keef, Kristian.

then next year

Lyndon , Lyeell , Llayne