Who the hell are the cats?

[Dan Warna]

Eddie called when he got the word
he said, I suppose you heard about Catters.
So I rushed to the window and I looked outside
And I could hardly believe my drunken eyes
A big limousine pulled slowly into their Sleepy Hollow drive

Oh I didn’t they had done the pies over or what they gonna do
I guess they had some luck but I just don't wanna know
Cause for 44 years I've laughing at the Catters

44 years they been waiting for a chance
To have another crack with their fourteen glance
Now if they win its gonna be hell living next door to the Catters

We grew up together, two kids in the park
We played kick to kick I was a sainter and he went for the Catters
As they walked to the G with their heads held high
Just for a moment I caught their eye
As the big limousine pulled slowly out of the sleepy hollow drive

Oh I didn’t they had the done pies over or what they gonna do
I guess they had some luck but I just don't wanna know
Cause for 44 years I've laughing at the Catters

44 years they been waiting for a chance
To have another crack with their fourteen glance
Now if they win its gonna be hell living next door to the Catters

Eddie called back, asked how I felt
He said, Get a pies membership to get over the Catters
he said the Catters will win, but the pies are still here
You know, I've been a saint for 44 years
I think I’ll drown my sorrow in 44 beers

Oh I didn’t they had the done pies over or what they gonna do
I guess they had some luck but I just don't wanna know
Cause I’d rather die than barrack for the filthy Catters

44 years they been waiting for a chance
To have another crack with their fourteen glance
Now if they win its gonna be hell living next door to the Catters

Now I'll never get used to not living next door to Catters.

[BelfastSaint]

I presume to the tune of Living Next Door To Alice by Smokie .....

[Dan Warna]

I presume to the tune of Living Next Door To Alice by Smokie .....

yep, does it work?

[markinUSA]

To add another dimension - as was done in the remix of Alice -

"Catters, Catters, who the f* are Catters?"