He/She has a head like a ???

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He/She has a head like a ???

Post: # 461132Post saint patrick »

...Smacked ar$e .

Still my favourite :twisted:

Know this isn't really footy related but thought after after a pretty serious week we could do with a laugh... :roll:

Must be some other gems out there?

Just think filth cheersquad :shock:
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Post: # 461133Post Dan Warna »

he/she so ugly when they were a child there dad bought them a dog and the only way he got them to play with them was to tie a steak around their neck.


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bashed crab


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Post: # 461137Post Mr Magic »

He/she was so ugly when born that the doctor slapped the mother.


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Post: # 461138Post Baldock Rules »

Rusty gumboot :)


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Post: # 461139Post St DAC »

... a dropped pie. :D


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Post: # 461141Post saint karen »

Zackery

...head and bum zackery the same.


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Post: # 461143Post claystreet »

twisted asshole

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Post: # 461145Post The Saintsational Man »

A - "We call my mates girlfriend Sav Rocca"

B - "Why do you call her that"

A - "She's good from 50"


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Post: # 461146Post Baldock Rules »

A face like a Saint -

A Saint Bernard.


There are freaks and freaks and Baldock was both of those.
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Post: # 461148Post st_Trav_ofWA »

head like a burnt thong

so ugly he/she didnt just get hit with the ugly stick they were born in the ugly tree and fell off it hitting each branch on the way down the the damn thing fell on him//her !!!


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Post: # 461149Post The Saintsational Man »

A - "Got a match mate, for a ciggy"

B - "Yeah i got a match, you and my a*s"


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Post: # 461150Post joffaboy »

St DAC wrote:... a dropped pie. :D
my favourite, followed by

a racing tadpole.

or she is so ugly she would scare a dog out of a butchers shop.


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Post: # 461155Post saint patrick »

Uncle Festers ugly sister :shock:


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Post: # 461159Post busso mick »

A head like a robbers dog / chewed mintie / revolving mallee root / half sucked mango


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Post: # 461160Post BakesFan »

.......the northern end of a southbound camel.


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ugly as a hat full of spiders.


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Post: # 461172Post Pwoit »

He/She got a head on it like a racing maggot.....

No idea what a racing maggot is or looks like but trying to imagine what one looks like just cracks me up each time :P


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Post: # 461174Post Snakeman66 »

She is so ugly we keep a photo of her on the mantle.

It keeps the kids away from the fire.


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Post: # 461180Post n1ck »

BOBFOC:

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.


Butter Face:

"Everythings good, but her face..."


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Post: # 461182Post The Jeff »

like a bucket of smashed crabs


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Post: # 461183Post bungiton »

She's/ He's so ugly, she/he didn't just get hit by one ugly stick, someone grabbed a pair and did the worlds nastiest drum solo


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Post: # 461185Post bungiton »

n1ck wrote:BOBFOC:

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.


Butter Face:

"Everythings good, but her face..."
We call her Edna, head on her like a horse


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Post: # 461186Post Riewoldting »

The Saintsational Man wrote:B - "Yeah i got a match, you and my a*s"
That just sounds like a proposition for a hard anal shag :roll:

“His missus is well put together but is pretty ugly, mate, a real bobfoc. I’ve seen better heads on a boil.â€


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Post: # 461188Post The Jeff »

He / She has a kind face...the kind you want to kick.


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