eye witness account of baker incident.
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eye witness account of baker incident.
i saw and heard everything clearly.
baker was running up to farmer and farmer said:
farmer: hey bakes I got some dirt in my eye
baker: jeez what happened?
farmer: well I was slapping the missus around again after crashing the car into the house when i tripped over and fell in the dirt, and its been annoying all day
baker: well mate, my hands are pretty dirty coz I've had a few touches of the ball, but yours look pretty clean, why not get it out.
farmer: mate I can't see where it is.
baker: ok, ill try and get it out with my elbow.
farmer: mate thats great I can see now...OMG the lights at the dome are dazzling me, Im still hung over.
baker: mate dont drink and play.
Farmer: collapses.
baker: look mate, you just lie down here and I'll go get some help.
farmer: thanks mate, ill just close my eyes, the bright lights hurt with the hang over.
and that your honour is the absolute truth;
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baker was running up to farmer and farmer said:
farmer: hey bakes I got some dirt in my eye
baker: jeez what happened?
farmer: well I was slapping the missus around again after crashing the car into the house when i tripped over and fell in the dirt, and its been annoying all day
baker: well mate, my hands are pretty dirty coz I've had a few touches of the ball, but yours look pretty clean, why not get it out.
farmer: mate I can't see where it is.
baker: ok, ill try and get it out with my elbow.
farmer: mate thats great I can see now...OMG the lights at the dome are dazzling me, Im still hung over.
baker: mate dont drink and play.
Farmer: collapses.
baker: look mate, you just lie down here and I'll go get some help.
farmer: thanks mate, ill just close my eyes, the bright lights hurt with the hang over.
and that your honour is the absolute truth;
brought to you by hte US federal commission on WMDS
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Yawn.....
Mods, these are the types of threads that should be locked and deleted.....
They are easily identified by that small burning feeling deep inside your stomach as you've just realised that your opened and read a thread that has wasted several valuable minutes and had absolutely no impact on your life what-so-ever.
Make my life easier by attempting to prevent ME opening crap like this.
Dan, this is a general opinion and by no means a personal attack. Hope you understand.
Mods, these are the types of threads that should be locked and deleted.....
They are easily identified by that small burning feeling deep inside your stomach as you've just realised that your opened and read a thread that has wasted several valuable minutes and had absolutely no impact on your life what-so-ever.
Make my life easier by attempting to prevent ME opening crap like this.
Dan, this is a general opinion and by no means a personal attack. Hope you understand.
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Just do like I do read a few lines and when you know its stupid, Ignore it and hit the back buttonSpinner wrote:Yawn.....
Mods, these are the types of threads that should be locked and deleted.....
They are easily identified by that small burning feeling deep inside your stomach as you've just realised that your opened and read a thread that has wasted several valuable minutes and had absolutely no impact on your life what-so-ever.
Make my life easier by attempting to prevent ME opening crap like this.
Dan, this is a general opinion and by no means a personal attack. Hope you understand.
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Are you American? If so "laughing my ass off"Spinner wrote:battye wrote:LMAO, fantastic!
Please assure me LMAO dosnt translate to "Laughing my arse off".....
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Much like thatYawn.....
Mods, these are the types of threads that should be locked and deleted.....
They are easily identified by that small burning feeling deep inside your stomach as you've just realised that your opened and read a thread that has wasted several valuable minutes and had absolutely no impact on your life what-so-ever.
Make my life easier by attempting to prevent ME opening crap like this.
Dan, this is a general opinion and by no means a personal attack. Hope you understand.
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Dan Warna wrote:not bad, 3 posts by spinner in a thread he wasted his time to read in the first place
Yeh I'll acknowledge that......BUT its one of the reasons I hate these posts in the first place.....I just dont know when to stop and walk away.....
....Maybe if it had made me at the least smile I wouldnt have been so grumpy.
OVERALL Im just trying to lift the bar in terms of quality comedy on this forum. I can only do what I can.
Why don't you start the "Spinner's Stand Up" topic. I'd love to read a few of your best one-liners.Spinner wrote:OVERALL Im just trying to lift the bar in terms of quality comedy on this forum. I can only do what I can.
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Then why try and raise the overall quality of comedy? If, as you said in your last post, that football should not be a laughing matter, shouldn't the quality of comedy be 0 (non-existent)...?Spinner wrote:battye wrote:Why don't you start the "Spinner's Stand Up" topic. I'd love to read a few of your best one-liners.Spinner wrote:OVERALL Im just trying to lift the bar in terms of quality comedy on this forum. I can only do what I can.
Because Football is SERIOUS....And not a laughing matter.
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i would rather read 100 light hearted threads then another 8 page s of qouteing eachother rehashing the same old topic from the same predictable people basically saying the same old thing 100 times in a slightly differant manner
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