Saintsational Christmas Dinner
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Saintsational Christmas Dinner
20 Guests only.
Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.
There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.
B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.
Curly and Dud are seated side by side.
Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.
There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.
B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.
Curly and Dud are seated side by side.
There's only one rule in the jungle! When the LYON's hungry, he eats!
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
Shane G inserts the arsenic into the Turkey's butt..
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties.
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties.
You're quite brilliant Shane, yeah..terrific!
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
D.B.Cooper wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 9:54pm 20 Guests only.
Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.
There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.
B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.
Curly and Dud are seated side by side.
Dud pre reading all the bon bon jokes to ensure no minorities are offended including ducks and talking puppies.
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
I hope B.M carves you some WHITE meat from the Turkey CurlyCURLY wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 10:13pmD.B.Cooper wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 9:54pm 20 Guests only.
Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.
There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.
B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.
Curly and Dud are seated side by side.
Dud pre reading all the bon bon jokes to ensure no minorities are offended including ducks and talking puppies.
There's only one rule in the jungle! When the LYON's hungry, he eats!
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
Hoover (head of the FBI, decades ago) 2 obvious reasons:
- tell him dress is 'non-formal' and he'll certainly wear an unreal dress
- he'll finally get his mitts on D.B.Cooper
Moses (cos I want him to reveal exactly what the bloody Ark was)
Capt Zahi whatever (MH370 pilot) 'where's the plane?'
Sunny Ernie to sit like speed dating, move seat every 10 mins or he'll get belted
Me
Plugger66 so I can abuse him
Saynta so we can finally see both he and Plugger in the same room
Tony74 (wearing a spiderman outfit to preserve his ID)
Grant Thomas' son who used to post on here
Any journos who are on this forum so we can chuck food at them
- tell him dress is 'non-formal' and he'll certainly wear an unreal dress
- he'll finally get his mitts on D.B.Cooper
Moses (cos I want him to reveal exactly what the bloody Ark was)
Capt Zahi whatever (MH370 pilot) 'where's the plane?'
Sunny Ernie to sit like speed dating, move seat every 10 mins or he'll get belted
Me
Plugger66 so I can abuse him
Saynta so we can finally see both he and Plugger in the same room
Tony74 (wearing a spiderman outfit to preserve his ID)
Grant Thomas' son who used to post on here
Any journos who are on this forum so we can chuck food at them
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Remember one of the 10 Commandments : Thou shalt have no other team before thee
Remember one of the 10 Commandments : Thou shalt have no other team before thee
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
dna cold storage u'd thinkMoses (cos I want him to reveal exactly what the bloody Ark was)
fly off
land on high hill
.name the ways , thought manipulates the State of Presence away.
.tipara waranta kani nina-tu.
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
haha ... wrong thing
... that was Noah !!!
re the Ark
... the bad boys have that dimension bender
... that was Noah !!!
re the Ark
... the bad boys have that dimension bender
.name the ways , thought manipulates the State of Presence away.
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
Anyone who dared touch it, was thrown off and killed.
Almost like it was, I dunno, high voltage+high amperage
Clothing+shoes very specific, like PPE
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
Cannabilism ??D.B.Cooper wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 10:22pmI hope B.M carves you some WHITE meat from the Turkey CurlyCURLY wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 10:13pmD.B.Cooper wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 9:54pm 20 Guests only.
Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.
There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.
B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.
Curly and Dud are seated side by side.
Dud pre reading all the bon bon jokes to ensure no minorities are offended including ducks and talking puppies.
Just joshin curly
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
Brad Hill seated between Steve Baker and Cowboy Neale!
Lyon seated with investment advisor and Lovett
Freeman and Hannabery near first aid station and away from the stairs
Lyon seated with investment advisor and Lovett
Freeman and Hannabery near first aid station and away from the stairs
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
Was gonna say, definitely no dark meat for CurlyD.B.Cooper wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 10:22pmI hope B.M carves you some WHITE meat from the Turkey CurlyCURLY wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 10:13pmD.B.Cooper wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 9:54pm 20 Guests only.
Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.
There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.
B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.
Curly and Dud are seated side by side.
Dud pre reading all the bon bon jokes to ensure no minorities are offended including ducks and talking puppies.
All posters are equal, but some posters are more equal than others.
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
Killa and To The Top
They can speak to each other in dot point sentences.
They can stand, raise their glasses in toast and sing the anthem, ‘How Great Thou Art, South Australians.’
They can speak to each other in dot point sentences.
They can stand, raise their glasses in toast and sing the anthem, ‘How Great Thou Art, South Australians.’
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
The_Dud wrote: ↑Mon 26 Sep 2022 1:44pmWas gonna say, definitely no dark meat for CurlyD.B.Cooper wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 10:22pmI hope B.M carves you some WHITE meat from the Turkey CurlyCURLY wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 10:13pmD.B.Cooper wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 9:54pm 20 Guests only.
Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.
There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.
B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.
Curly and Dud are seated side by side.
Dud pre reading all the bon bon jokes to ensure no minorities are offended including ducks and talking puppies.
Happy to eat what ever just don't put me with those two bores The Dud and DB Cooper.
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There's only one rule in the jungle! When the LYON's hungry, he eats!
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
If I was fortunate enough to get a gig I would want to be between the Fireman & Loris & Aeon Flux & DBC across the table . No disrespect to any other Sainsationalists I'm sure I would enjoy your company as well just a personal choice
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
Thank F@rk for that, I was scared I'd be sitting next to you and I'd have to...CURLY wrote: ↑Mon 26 Sep 2022 3:33pmThe_Dud wrote: ↑Mon 26 Sep 2022 1:44pmWas gonna say, definitely no dark meat for CurlyD.B.Cooper wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 10:22pmI hope B.M carves you some WHITE meat from the Turkey CurlyCURLY wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 10:13pmD.B.Cooper wrote: ↑Sun 25 Sep 2022 9:54pm 20 Guests only.
Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.
There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.
B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.
Curly and Dud are seated side by side.
Dud pre reading all the bon bon jokes to ensure no minorities are offended including ducks and talking puppies.
Happy to eat what ever just don't put me with those two bores The Dud and DB Cooper.
- Explain all the jokes
- Put up with you bitching about umpires, home game advantages, AFL conspiracies, Blatant cheating etc
- Cut up your food because you lost your fingers at the saw mill
- Cut a mouth hole in your Capirote to ensure me and the Dud can feed you
- Wipe away your tears from all the crying
- Listen to tell your footy stories from your 700 game career
- Pull your Christmas cracker for you
- Help you climb onto Santa's (or is that saynta's) lap for a photo
There's only one rule in the jungle! When the LYON's hungry, he eats!
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
Loves to categories people old DB
Again with the 700 game thing. This really is a issue to you isn’t it?
Again with the 700 game thing. This really is a issue to you isn’t it?
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
If I gate crash it will serve me right if you sit me next to De Goey. Print out where I call him Goofy and the rest of it. Teach me to mind my own business. Maybe I can talk him into playing drinking games before he smacks me in the mouth. Or after.
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
You could have at least acknowledges this point Curly
- Cut up your food because you lost your fingers at the saw mill
There's only one rule in the jungle! When the LYON's hungry, he eats!
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
Never worked in a mill. Are ayou looking down from your ivory tower at people that do like they're inferior?D.B.Cooper wrote: ↑Wed 28 Sep 2022 10:33amYou could have at least acknowledges this point Curly
- Cut up your food because you lost your fingers at the saw mill
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Never worked in a mill - well how did you chop your fingers off then?CURLY wrote: ↑Wed 28 Sep 2022 10:49amNever worked in a mill. Are ayou looking down from your ivory tower at people that do like they're inferior?D.B.Cooper wrote: ↑Wed 28 Sep 2022 10:33amYou could have at least acknowledges this point Curly
- Cut up your food because you lost your fingers at the saw mill
Are ayou looking down from your ivory tower at people that do like they're inferior? - I think you have your idioms confused, do you mean my high horse?
There's only one rule in the jungle! When the LYON's hungry, he eats!
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Re: Saintsational Christmas Dinner
All fingers are fine here is that another judgemental post?D.B.Cooper wrote: ↑Wed 28 Sep 2022 1:55pmNever worked in a mill - well how did you chop your fingers off then?CURLY wrote: ↑Wed 28 Sep 2022 10:49amNever worked in a mill. Are ayou looking down from your ivory tower at people that do like they're inferior?D.B.Cooper wrote: ↑Wed 28 Sep 2022 10:33amYou could have at least acknowledges this point Curly
- Cut up your food because you lost your fingers at the saw mill
Are ayou looking down from your ivory tower at people that do like they're inferior? - I think you have your idioms confused, do you mean my high horse?
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