On a plane full of Saintsationalists ....
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On a plane full of Saintsationalists ....
On a plane full of Saintsationalists, a man starts having a heart attack.
A flight attendant notices, and quickly shouts: “We’re having an emergency! Is anyone on this plane a doctor?”
Immediately, fifty people stand up and say "I'm not a doctor, but...”
A flight attendant notices, and quickly shouts: “We’re having an emergency! Is anyone on this plane a doctor?”
Immediately, fifty people stand up and say "I'm not a doctor, but...”
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Re: On a plane full of Saintsationalists ....
Sainter_Dad wrote: ↑Fri 16 Sep 2022 4:31pm On a plane full of Saintsationalists, a man starts having a heart attack.
A flight attendant notices, and quickly shouts: “We’re having an emergency! Is anyone on this plane a doctor?”
Immediately, fifty people stand up and say "I'm not a doctor, but...”
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Re: On a plane full of Saintsationalists ....
You forgot about the 100 passengers telling the attendant that we shouldn't have let them board in the first place. The screening process should have picked up the condition. It's another failure of an inept administration. And why this airline continually fails.
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Re: On a plane full of Saintsationalists ....
I am pleasantly surprised it was able to take off.
It had taken off?
It had taken off?
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Re: On a plane full of Saintsationalists ....
The take-off was delayed several times, then the pilot approached the runway in reverse.
When it finally took off, the passengers forced the pilot to put on a chute and threw him out the door
When it finally took off, the passengers forced the pilot to put on a chute and threw him out the door
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Re: On a plane full of Saintsationalists ....
A couple of passengers mentioned that they weren’t surprised the man had a heart attack.
His body shape was pathetic and he looked like a local suburban footballer
His body shape was pathetic and he looked like a local suburban footballer
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Re: On a plane full of Saintsationalists ....
I blame the airline industry
They were always against that man
They were always against that man
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Re: On a plane full of Saintsationalists ....
One woman stood up and said, 'I'm a doctor'.
Then, from the back of the plane, a male voice is heard shouting out, 'this is not the AFLW sweetheart, we need a real doctor.'
Then, from the back of the plane, a male voice is heard shouting out, 'this is not the AFLW sweetheart, we need a real doctor.'
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Re: On a plane full of Saintsationalists ....
A male voice from the back stands up and shouts
“I’m no Dr but bring him here I’ll give him a cuddle and ask him …why not me?”
“I’m no Dr but bring him here I’ll give him a cuddle and ask him …why not me?”
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Re: On a plane full of Saintsationalists ....
Sunny Ernie insists they sack Ratten
BM blames Dougal Howard but defends Seb Ross and mentions his dual Trevor Barker medals
Fireman watches on and has a glass of red
Asui says something cryptic in Haiku form
Scollop blames it on Brad Crouch
Curly blames the flight attendants
We all agree that at least it's still better than the airline run by those c***s at Bigfooty
BM blames Dougal Howard but defends Seb Ross and mentions his dual Trevor Barker medals
Fireman watches on and has a glass of red
Asui says something cryptic in Haiku form
Scollop blames it on Brad Crouch
Curly blames the flight attendants
We all agree that at least it's still better than the airline run by those c***s at Bigfooty
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Re: On a plane full of Saintsationalists ....
Take solace in our isolation..
In 1697 Martin Martin found a vibrant community and recorded that: "The inhabitants of St Kilda, are much happier than the generality of mankind, as being almost the only people in the world who feel the sweetness of true liberty, simplicity, mutual love and cordial friendship, free from solicitous cares, and anxious covetousness; and the consequences that attend them."
In 1697 Martin Martin found a vibrant community and recorded that: "The inhabitants of St Kilda, are much happier than the generality of mankind, as being almost the only people in the world who feel the sweetness of true liberty, simplicity, mutual love and cordial friendship, free from solicitous cares, and anxious covetousness; and the consequences that attend them."
You're quite brilliant Shane, yeah..terrific!