On a plane full of Saintsationalists ....

[Sainter_Dad]

On a plane full of Saintsationalists, a man starts having a heart attack.
A flight attendant notices, and quickly shouts: “We’re having an emergency! Is anyone on this plane a doctor?”

Immediately, fifty people stand up and say "I'm not a doctor, but...”

[saynta]

On a plane full of Saintsationalists, a man starts having a heart attack.
A flight attendant notices, and quickly shouts: “We’re having an emergency! Is anyone on this plane a doctor?”

Immediately, fifty people stand up and say "I'm not a doctor, but...”

[Life Long Saint]

You forgot about the 100 passengers telling the attendant that we shouldn't have let them board in the first place. The screening process should have picked up the condition. It's another failure of an inept administration. And why this airline continually fails.

[Yorkeys]

I am pleasantly surprised it was able to take off.

It had taken off?

[1971]

Forget the patient. Let the person die whilst the conversation becomes personal amongst the people proffering solutions.

[WellardSaint]

The take-off was delayed several times, then the pilot approached the runway in reverse.
When it finally took off, the passengers forced the pilot to put on a chute and threw him out the door

[Scollop]

A couple of passengers mentioned that they weren’t surprised the man had a heart attack.

His body shape was pathetic and he looked like a local suburban footballer

[skeptic]

I blame the airline industry

They were always against that man

[bangaulegend]

A couple of passengers mentioned that they weren’t surprised the man had a heart attack.

His body shape was pathetic and he looked like a local suburban footballer

[CQ SAINT]

One woman stood up and said, 'I'm a doctor'.

Then, from the back of the plane, a male voice is heard shouting out, 'this is not the AFLW sweetheart, we need a real doctor.'

[Teflon]

A male voice from the back stands up and shouts
“I’m no Dr but bring him here I’ll give him a cuddle and ask him …why not me?”

[Rubyjo]

Are you sure it's a man ..how dare you assume it's gender ..but it's ok we will have a game in Queenstown in their honour .

[Rubyjo]

Are you sure it's a man ..how dare you assume it's gender ..but it's ok we will have a game in Queenstown in their honour .

[Banger9798]

Sunny Ernie insists they sack Ratten

BM blames Dougal Howard but defends Seb Ross and mentions his dual Trevor Barker medals

Fireman watches on and has a glass of red

Asui says something cryptic in Haiku form

Scollop blames it on Brad Crouch

Curly blames the flight attendants

We all agree that at least it's still better than the airline run by those c***s at Bigfooty

[shanegrambeau]

Take solace in our isolation..


In 1697 Martin Martin found a vibrant community and recorded that: "The inhabitants of St Kilda, are much happier than the generality of mankind, as being almost the only people in the world who feel the sweetness of true liberty, simplicity, mutual love and cordial friendship, free from solicitous cares, and anxious covetousness; and the consequences that attend them."