Mick Whingeing Again
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Mick Whingeing Again
Malthouse covering his arse again. It is non-stop. God he is such a whiner and a revisionist.
The headline from the Herald-Sun:
Malthouse: Inside the staggering culture of dysfunction at Carlton
Saynta can you post the article please? I am interested in reading it.
The headline from the Herald-Sun:
Malthouse: Inside the staggering culture of dysfunction at Carlton
Saynta can you post the article please? I am interested in reading it.
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Re: Mick Whingeing Again
Mick Malthouse = First class <edited by mods>
<1 week ban for circumventing the swear filter with a completely inappropriate term>
<1 week ban for circumventing the swear filter with a completely inappropriate term>
Gordon Fode couldda been Plugga
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Re: Mick Whingeing Again
He did a interview for sacked where talks about all the stuff as well which would be a couple of years old now.
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Re: Mick Whingeing Again
Saints traitor.
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Re: Mick Whingeing Again
I read the article and, for once, completely agree with Mick.
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Re: Mick Whingeing Again
Me too. A first for me.Trev from the Bush wrote: ↑Tue 31 Aug 2021 2:07pm I read the article and, for once, completely agree with Mick.
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Re: Mick Whingeing Again
Check your in box.minneapolis wrote: ↑Tue 31 Aug 2021 3:19am Malthouse covering his arse again. It is non-stop. God he is such a whiner and a revisionist.
The headline from the Herald-Sun:
Malthouse: Inside the staggering culture of dysfunction at Carlton
Saynta can you post the article please? I am interested in reading it.
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Re: Mick Whingeing Again
Let me guess!!!
Tourist: Good morning
Secretary: Oh good morning, Do you want to come upstairs?
Tourist: What?
Secretary: Do you want to come upstairs? Or have you come to arrange a holiday?
Tourist: Er.......to arrange a holiday
Secretary: Oh sorry
Tourist: What's all this about going upstairs?
Secretary: Oh, nothing, nothing. Now where were you thinking of going?
Tourist: India
Secretary: Ah one of our adventure holidays
Tourist: Yes
Secretary: Well you'd better speaker to Mr. Bounder about that. (Calls out to Mr. Bounder) Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland
(walks over to Mr. Bounder's desk)
Bounder: Ah good morning. I'm Bounder of Adventure
Tourist: My name is Smoke-too-much
Bounder: Well you'd better cut down a little then
Tourist: What?
Bounder: You'd better cut down a little then
Tourist: Oh I see! Cut down a little then.....
Bounder: Yes...I expect you get people making jokes about your name all the time?
Tourist: No, no actually it never struck me before. Smoke...to...much....(laughs)
Bounder: Anyway you're interested in one of our adventure holidays?
Tourist: Yes I saw your advert in the bolour supplement
Bounder: The what?
Tourist: The bolour supplement
Bounder: The color supplement?
Tourist: Yes I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'
Bounder: C?
Tourist: Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a schoolboy. I was attacked by a bat
Bounder: A cat?
Tourist: No a bat
Bounder: Can you say the letter 'K'
Tourist: Oh yes, Khaki, king, kettle, Kuwait, Keble Bollege Oxford
Bounder: Why don't you say the letter 'K' instead of the letter 'C'
Tourist: what you mean.....spell bolour with a K
Bounder: Yes
Tourist: Kolour. Oh that's very good, I never thought of that what a silly bunt
Bounder: Anyway about the holiday
Tourist: Well I saw your adverts in the paper and I've been on package tours several times you see, and I decided that this was for me
Bounder: Ah good
Tourist: Yes I quite agree I mean what's the point of being treated like sheep. What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea - "Oh they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home" - and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamari's and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's sun cream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they "overdid it on the first day."
Bounder: (agreeing patiently) Yes absolutely, yes I quite agree...
Tourist: And being herded into endless Hotel Miramars and Bellvueses and Continentales with their modern international luxury roomettes and draught Red Barrel and swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging into queues and if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss the bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of International Cuisine, and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.
Bounder: (beginning to get fed up) Yes, yes now......
Tourist: And then some adenoidal typists from Birmingham with flabby white legs and diarrhea trying to pick up hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called Manuel and once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman Remains to buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleeding Watney's Red Barrel and one evening you visit the so called typical restaurant with local color and atmosphere and you sit next to a party from Rhyl who keep singing "Torremolinos, torremolinos" and complaining about the food - "It's so greasy isn't it?" - and you get cornered by some drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic camera and Dr. Scholl sandals and last Tuesday's Daily Express and he drones on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then he throws up over the Cuba Libres.
Bounder: Will you be quiet please
Tourist: And sending tinted postcards of places they don't realize they haven't even visited to "All at number 22, weather wonderful, our room is marked with an 'X'.
Bounder: Shut up
Tourist: Food very greasy but we've found a charming little local place hidden away in the back streets
Bounder: Shut up!
Tourist: where they serve Watney's Red Barrel and cheese and onion.......
Bounder: Shut up your bloody gob....
Tourist: crisps and the accordionist plays 'Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner'." And spending four days on the tarmac at Luton airport on a five-day package tour with nothing to eat but dried BEA-type sandwiches and you can't even get a drink of Watney's Red Barrel because you're still in England and the bloody bar closes every time you're thirsty and there's nowhere to sleep and the kids are crying and vomiting and breaking the plastic ash-trays and they keep telling you it'll only be another hour although your plane is still in Iceland and has to take some Swedes to Yugoslavia before it can load you up at 3 a.m. in the bloody morning and you sit on the tarmac till six because of "unforeseen difficulties", i.e. the permanent strike of Air Traffic Control in Paris - and nobody can go to the lavatory until you take off at 8, and when you get to Malaga airport everybody's swallowing "enterovioform" and queuing for the toilets and queuing for the armed customs officers, and queuing for the bloody bus that isn't there to take you to the hotel that hasn't yet been finished. And when you finally get to the half-built Algerian ruin called the Hotel del Sol by paying half your holiday money to a licensed bandit in a taxi you find there's no water in the pool, there's no water in the taps, there's no water in the bog and there's only a bleeding lizard in the bidet. And half the rooms are double booked and you can't sleep anyway because of the permanent twenty-four-hour drilling of the foundations of the hotel next door - and you're plagued by appalling apprentice chemists from Ealing pretending to be hippies, and middle-class stockbrokers' wives busily buying identical holiday villas in suburban development plots just like Esher, in case the Labour government gets in again, and fat American matrons with sloppy-buttocks and Hawaiian-patterned ski pants looking for any mulatto male who can keep it up long enough when they finally let it all flop out. And the Spanish Tourist Board promises you that the raging cholera epidemic is merely a case of mild Spanish tummy, like the previous outbreak of Spanish tummy in 1660 which killed half London and decimated Europe - and meanwhile the bloody Guardia are busy arresting sixteen-year-olds for kissing in the streets and shooting anyone under nineteen who doesn't like Franco. And then on the last day in the airport lounge everyone's comparing sunburns, drinking Nasty Spumante, buying cartons of duty free "cigarillos" and using up their last pesetas on horrid dolls in Spanish National costume and awful straw donkeys and bullfight posters with your name on "Ordoney, El Cordobes and Brian Pules of Norwich" and 3-D pictures of the Pope and Kennedy and Franco, and everybody's talking about coming again next year and you swear you never will although there you are tumbling bleary-eyed out of a tourist-tight antique Iberian airplane...
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Re: Mick Whingeing Again
hahaha....more whingeing, please.
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Re: Mick Whingeing Again
Why was he a Saints traitor?
Didn’t Jeansy tell him, ‘Don’t expect a game every week’?
I always thought that AJ told him he wasn’t a sure pick and that is why he left.
You're quite brilliant Shane, yeah..terrific!
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Re: Mick Whingeing Again
Yep you’re exactly right.shanegrambeau wrote: ↑Tue 31 Aug 2021 7:45pm
Why was he a Saints traitor?
Didn’t Jeansy tell him, ‘Don’t expect a game every week’?
I always thought that AJ told him he wasn’t a sure pick and that is why he left.
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Thanks Saynta. I was really itching to read it.saynta wrote: ↑Tue 31 Aug 2021 2:29pmCheck your in box.minneapolis wrote: ↑Tue 31 Aug 2021 3:19am Malthouse covering his arse again. It is non-stop. God he is such a whiner and a revisionist.
The headline from the Herald-Sun:
Malthouse: Inside the staggering culture of dysfunction at Carlton
Saynta can you post the article please? I am interested in reading it.
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He is still covering his arse though I reckon. All football clubs have internal stories like that. Look at Hawthorn.Trev from the Bush wrote: ↑Tue 31 Aug 2021 2:07pm I read the article and, for once, completely agree with Mick.
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