A very special guest analysis committee has been brought in for this Fluxed Choaching Report.
Guitarstimes4, Captain Marvel, Blowme & The Quizmaster.
And a very special thank-you to them for the inspiration. (And the ideas to shamelessly pilfer. )
Plus He'sHighMan. He provided the * dot points.
*Things are bad. (Redgum Round Report.)
*And then there's are $12 million (and growing) debt. Yikes! We can't keep tottering along saying 'It Doesn't Matter To Me' like the TRUE DECEIVERS want us to. (Redgum Round Report, again.)We were last a power circa 2009/2010.
- Who were our competitors? Honkytown, Skunks, Swines and Skid Marks. How have they gone since then???
- Since then, who has plumbed the depths of the ladder? Effendrug, Purple Shockers, Dogs, Brisbane, Melbtank and Carlscum. How are they going now relative to us??? Who is closest to winning a flag????
- How are the club's various membership numbers looking???
*We can't keep tottering along doing the same old things that have rarely worked for 140 years, yet expect a different result. (Einstein Round Report.)
We have to do something different and bold. For bloody once!!!
The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of going after the Toxic Gnome to be our next coach.
Think about it Saintsationalists................
- We'd get a (very) proven coach.
- We'd then be able to use our war chest on free agents. Finally! Bloody finally!!!!
- They could really really significantly add to what is already a good list. (Don't be fooled by the TRUE DECEIVERS! Don't be fooled by The Hole In The Ted gang. Out problem <the definite article deleted by Mods> Cho, not the list!!!!)
- And there's no super strong team standing in our way either. Our opportunity is nigh!!!
Sell him the dream of AFL immortality - the Saintas' second flag.
(Sweeten that further with a Godfather $$$ offer.)
Toxi and the resultant players that we'd be then able to lure, would lead to increased membership, merchandise and sponsorship revenue. That's more than offset what his coaching fee would be.
Yep, the more I think about, we have (another) golden opportunity right here for the taking.
Come on Saintas! Be bold. Be imaginative. Be aggressive. For once! Don't stuff this one up!!!!!!
If you don't fight, you lose!!!!!!!
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Just heard Terry Wallet talking about the various coaching vacancies on SEN.
He believes that Clarkson may leave Hawthorn.
His opinion (for what its worth) is that Clarkson won't want to go to another 'big' Club. Wallace said that his gut feeling is that he'll end up at North or St Kilda if he goes.
wrote:
see !!!!
if we’d been playing up our patheticnesses
instead of playing our ‘keeping up appearances’ paradigm
we’d be THE CAUSE
leading the AFL’s UNDISPUTED BASKETCASE **
to the Grail.
but nuh
our only strength yet again downplayed
#moregoodworkstkilda.
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think of the UPSIDE
EVERYONE loves patheticness
(just as long as their image aint in the mirror)
wrote:
please mr clarkson
please come to st kilda
please come and save our saddest of arses
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I think we are a bigger chance than it may seem. JK would be giving him the s***s.
Has been at the club before, and would understand what our next flag will mean in terms of great sports stories. If he succeeded he would pretty much be the greatest coach of the modern era. A flag at a big club doesn't do that. If he fails it wouldn't be his fault.
We just need horse to north.
So come on Saints' Pres Fred Bassat!
Your time is now!!
St Kilda's time is now!!!
Move heaven and hell and get Clarkson!!!!!
And get us a premierbloodyship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
If you don't fight, you lose!!!
Thoughts, Rodger? <swoon>
Thoughts, TRUE DECEIVERS?
Thoughts, Toxi?
Thoughts, Saintsationalists?
- Aeon.
saynta wrote:Flux yeah!
PS: TRUE DECIEVERS' lives matter too. (Somewhat). But we need TRUE BELIEVERS!!! Free True Believer!
PPS: Trev, was I right? I bet that when you asked him, waynecarey did not know which year the same team won both the spoon and the premiership.
PPPS: Guitars, this one's for you mate, in appreciation.
(Btw, it's whispered that you still have mail. And one that's more than just a whisper....Aeon Flux is a 'she'. )
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