Billy Slater

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Yep. Especially those that have inhaled too much smoke.

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Who? Danny Frawley?
Why did you name yourself after a marine animal anyway?

In NSW potato cakes are called potato Nice piece by Michael Gleeson about the Parker factor.

“It has been St Kilda’s theme of recent years that they have had good, honest players but none with electricity in their game. Jade Gresham last year stood out because he had spark. This year they have found Parker to join him. Ben Long has similar traits to Parker - he is a similar build and plays a similar role - but at 23 years old and after playing senior WAFL football for South Fremantle Parker is more battle-ready.

Parker is 190cm tall and with good hands and a leap, so he plays tall enough to be a third target around Tim Membrey and Josh Bruce, but also has elite pace so can pressure and hunt the ball at ground level. He is a bit like Will Hoskin-Elliott in that sense.
Just saying.

Hilarious. I think in the sunshine state they are called scallops too. Strange folk up north of the Murray.

Right again mate, they are potato scallops, not scollops, Just that I find the NSW's accent a bit hard on the ear. They call this country Strayla too.

And they eat rock melons not cantaloupes.

A scollop is still a marine animal though. Just an alternate word for the world scallop.