desertsaint wrote:i knew he was fake!
tears rolling down face
Our new Champion
this dudes greater than chuck norris
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desertsaint wrote:i knew he was fake!
Need a like button. That's a Mod's nightmare. A populist troublemaker that can't be gotten rid of. Who does that remind me of? I'll think of his name, believe me.The Real Numpty wrote:Folks, my great friend Luciano Pavarotti has informed that I have there has been, a fake news poster on this great forum. Can you believe that? A fake news poster? In my name. Wrong! Well, folks, he has been fired, and other things. Other great things, believe me. So now the real me is here. No more fake news. I will be your champion. It will be all about making the greatest forum in the world, and the greatest football team in the world, the greatest! Believe me.
And I just want to thank my great friends, those true patriots and swamp drainers Park Avenue Sainter, Mr Huggins and Trevor Bush. Gentlemen, that fake news Russian poster didn't fool you! I don't like Russians either. Too many reds, not enough whites. Believe me. But now, it's all business. On this, the greatest thread of all, believe me, it's time, and time to build a wall and talk about the greatest team ever, my very good friend, the St Kilda football club. There will be no need for any other fake news threads. It's all here folks. This thread is the greatest. Believe me!
What do I want to see on Wednesday night?: Straight kicking! No more fake kicking.
I want to be excited about this season: I'll tell you this. I am excited about this season! There will be so much winning! And we will win quickly.
Teams for JLT: As several patriotic sainters pointed out, my great friend David Duke is correct! Why is there no White in that team? I blame this equal-opportunity socialist nonsense! White should play! White is Wright!
Saints Homeward Bound: I will make the Jerusalem Oval great again. I will build a great great marvellous wall around it. And Mexico will pay. I will move my embassy there. I will move all my embassies there.
So who are our elite players?: White and Wright.
Lonie to have a breakout year: Not once I've built that magnificent wall.
Bill Longer where's he at?: YOU'RE FIRED.
We won't improve our position unless: We build a great wall and get out of those free trade deals. The worst deals ever! Believe me! St Kilda first!!!
Hunter Colling: Will be elite. But do not play him on Keddie!!! That was the worst deal ever! Believe me!
#therealnumpty@potus.con
Plus one!Drake Huggins wrote:At least it keeps him occupied. You can always pop him on the ignore list.
Hey sunsaint, Mate... you don't have to be a dreamer...sunsaint wrote:you may say the dusty 'ole man is a dreamerasiu wrote:pie in sky stuff DS
u are an ol dreamer
but he's not the only one...