The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
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The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
Ok, here's the list...
drink driving,
sexual assault,
domestic violence,
stalking,
civil violence,
bigotry,
assault leading to actual grievous bodily harm,
theft,
vandalism,
drug dealing,
consorting,
standover tactics,
embezzlement,
conducting an affair with his best mate's (and captain) wife,
publicly advising young women to see breast augmentation surgery,
public urination,
driving a Prius,
causing public affray,
public exposure and committing lewd acts in front of minors,
selling out a mate for a reputed $10K,
and I could go on...
drink driving,
sexual assault,
domestic violence,
stalking,
civil violence,
bigotry,
assault leading to actual grievous bodily harm,
theft,
vandalism,
drug dealing,
consorting,
standover tactics,
embezzlement,
conducting an affair with his best mate's (and captain) wife,
publicly advising young women to see breast augmentation surgery,
public urination,
driving a Prius,
causing public affray,
public exposure and committing lewd acts in front of minors,
selling out a mate for a reputed $10K,
and I could go on...
It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me! -------Who?
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
Pretty much all of us could list past and present VFL/AFL identities who are guilty of one or more of the actions on that list above.
To the best of my knowledge, Jake Carlisle has done none of the above.
Jake is guilty of class A stupidity in terms of timing. He is not guilty of anything heinous!
Please, give the bloke a break! He can reward us by being a key ingredient in our upcoming run of flagS.
To the best of my knowledge, Jake Carlisle has done none of the above.
Jake is guilty of class A stupidity in terms of timing. He is not guilty of anything heinous!
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Please, give the bloke a break! He can reward us by being a key ingredient in our upcoming run of flagS.
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
Holding onto a video until the time was right before vindictively releasing it... Jake's not guilty of this one either.
But word has it that at least five other videos are 'around' featuring other current AFL players (as in, not our Jake) partaking in similar activities.
Yet only one has been publicly aired. I smell a rat.
Yes, for mine, that is the real Carlisle scandal!
But word has it that at least five other videos are 'around' featuring other current AFL players (as in, not our Jake) partaking in similar activities.
Yet only one has been publicly aired. I smell a rat.
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Yes, for mine, that is the real Carlisle scandal!
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
Dave McNamara wrote:Holding onto a video until the time was right before vindictively releasing it... Jake's not guilty of this one either.
But word has it that at least five other videos are 'around' featuring other current AFL players (as in, not our Jake) partaking in similar activities.
Yet only one has been publicly aired. I smell a rat.![]()
Yes, for mine, that is the real Carlisle scandal!
Well to be honest Dave that is just made up unless you have some sort of proof. And who is behind the airing of the video. It cant be Essendon because his manager knew before he was even traded.
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
Driving a Prius is a heinous sin ain't it saynta?
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
Yes Davey Mac I've been told that whisper about another 5 videos circulating as well............... I'm just crossing my fingers one of the 5 isn't a Sainter. Please, please let it not be.Dave McNamara wrote:
But word has it that at least five other videos are 'around' featuring other current AFL players (as in, not our Jake) partaking in similar activities.
Yet only one has been publicly aired.
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
It is still head shakingly stupid.markp wrote:I still cant believe how dumb what he did was.
Takes dumb to a new level.
Bewildering in it's breathtaking idiocy.
You are garbage - Enough said
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
Dave McNamara wrote:Ok, here's the list...
drink driving,
sexual assault,
domestic violence,
stalking,
civil violence,
bigotry,
assault leading to actual grievous bodily harm,
theft,
vandalism,
drug dealing,
consorting,
standover tactics,
embezzlement,
conducting an affair with his best mate's (and captain) wife,
publicly advising young women to see breast augmentation surgery,
public urination,
driving a Prius,
causing public affray,
public exposure and committing lewd acts in front of minors,
selling out a mate for a reputed $10K,
and I could go on...
Are you talking of events just for 2015 or just accumulation of the past thirty or forty years?
If so don't forget
Flashing,
Cross dressing
Stealing hire cars and selling them ioff as their own on more than one occasion
Culpable driving with the victim blamed for not wearing the seatbelt in the taxi as it got hit, hence the acquittal.
And my favourite, "I'm a mate of the Premier Jeff Kennett, so let me off" or words to that effect by Tuddy.
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
Hang on, hang on, I don't see dwarf arson on that list, so it's not the complete AFL CV, unless you class that under assault leading to grievous bodily harm or standover tactics?Dave McNamara wrote:Ok, here's the list...
drink driving,
sexual assault,
domestic violence,
stalking,
civil violence,
bigotry,
assault leading to actual grievous bodily harm,
theft,
vandalism,
drug dealing,
consorting,
standover tactics,
embezzlement,
conducting an affair with his best mate's (and captain) wife,
publicly advising young women to see breast augmentation surgery,
public urination,
driving a Prius,
causing public affray,
public exposure and committing lewd acts in front of minors,
selling out a mate for a reputed $10K,
and I could go on...
its time to make a name for yourself like you've never made before!
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
I reckon even fevola woulda face-palmed.Bunk_Moreland wrote:It is still head shakingly stupid.markp wrote:I still cant believe how dumb what he did was.
Takes dumb to a new level.
Bewildering in it's breathtaking idiocy.
You'd be burning to make amends more for the arse-clown stupidity than the shame of the actual crime portrayed.
Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
For Jake's own long term health and sanity, and for the Saints sake (so they dont feel dudded), I want Carlisle to "work" at St Kilda.
USELESS FACT: The WADA case against Essendon (in Sydney as well) is exactly 10 years to the day that Australia qualified for the 2006 FIFA World Cup.
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f***** oathsaintspremiers wrote:Driving a Prius is a heinous sin ain't it saynta?
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Channel 9 have a habit of releasing big 'stories' when Collingwood are in the news.
Freakish coinicidence.
Freakish coinicidence.
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
Heard much on the Hawthorn player under investigation? They have done a good job in keeping it out of the media. Carlise in the meantime may be involved in dropping atomic bombs on poor countries, though still to be investigated by Caroline Wilson.
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
So we go after a player from Essendon and are then surprised to find he has a drug problem! ![Shocked :shock:](./images/smilies/icon_eek.gif)
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
There's a pretty decent list at this page with some classics in there amongst the less savoury things.
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
Plus one! What that man said!saynta wrote:f***** oathsaintspremiers wrote:Driving a Prius is a heinous sin ain't it saynta?
It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me! -------Who?
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
Firstly Pluggs, a warm though belated welcome back to you.ripplug66 wrote:Dave McNamara wrote:Holding onto a video until the time was right before vindictively releasing it... Jake's not guilty of this one either.
But word has it that at least five other videos are 'around' featuring other current AFL players (as in, not our Jake) partaking in similar activities.
Yet only one has been publicly aired. I smell a rat.![]()
Yes, for mine, that is the real Carlisle scandal!
Well to be honest Dave that is just made up unless you have some sort of proof. And who is behind the airing of the video. It cant be Essendon because his manager knew before he was even traded.
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Ok, I assume that you're referring to the 'other' videos of other players doing stuff(?) Well, I used the words... "word has it that" on purpose. Because I can't prove the claim, nor should I reveal my source(s)... though there's an AFL connection there.
So feel to take what I wrote for whatever you think it's worth. I believe it. You don't have to.
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You and stinger think very similarly at times!!saynta wrote:f***** oathsaintspremiers wrote:Driving a Prius is a heinous sin ain't it saynta?
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Re: The REAL Carlisle Scandal!!!
Same source as the Junction?Dave McNamara wrote:
Firstly Pluggs, a warm though belated welcome back to you.This place wasn't the same... and IMHO, not for the better. Now, just gotta' get that famous P66 moniker back.
Ok, I assume that you're referring to the 'other' videos of other players doing stuff(?) Well, I used the words... "word has it that" on purpose. Because I can't prove the claim, nor should I reveal my source(s)... though there's an AFL connection there.
So feel to take what I wrote for whatever you think it's worth. I believe it. You don't have to.![]()
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And Wilson continually describes St Kilda as "the Club of scandal".
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I've just heard that Caro is also investigating our Jake over...spert wrote:Heard much on the Hawthorn player under investigation? They have done a good job in keeping it out of the media. Carlise in the meantime may be involved in dropping atomic bombs on poor countries, though still to be investigated by Caroline Wilson.
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What about masturbation?
Is he guilty of that crime?
Is he guilty of that crime?
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i hope not too mate. ffs, what will we do if one of those vids shows a sainter driving a flowering prius??? flowering drummers' cars those things.loris wrote:Yes Davey Mac I've been told that whisper about another 5 videos circulating as well............... I'm just crossing my fingers one of the 5 isn't a Sainter. Please, please let it not be.
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