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INTERIOR SCENE – OFFICE OF THE SELECTION COMMITTEE
RICHARDSON: Look I know we all have doubts about Maverick. The kids a damn wild card. The other day he put a fart cushion on my seat and made me spill my coffee all over myself. And he’s haunted by his Tassie mate Eli breaking his arm last week. But there are 22 Hawk Jets arriving at 1400 hours on Saturday and I’ve got injured people everywhere. I know he’s a rookie but he’s all we’ve got so he’s in. God help us gentleman.
INTERIOR SCENE – CLUB ROOMS BEFORE THE GAME
MAVERICK: Bruce, I feel the need...the need for speed!
BRUCE: Sorry Saad has left the club. Oh s*** here comes Rooey…
RIEWOLDT: Well, well…if it isn’t Weller. They call me Iceman cos I always put ice on my knee after the game. I’m the top gun here. I hear you weren’t good enough to make it at the Gold Coast Maverick. Make sure you stay out of my way out there rookie. I don’t trust you. You’re a wild card.
EXTERIOR SCENE – MCG AGAINST HAWTHORN – SECOND QUARTER
COMETTI: Hawks all over St Kilda. That rookie Maverick Weller has been a wild card today – very inconsistent. His head just isn’t in the game. Rioli flys for a mark….hits the ground hard and he’s hurt. We have a black hawk down. We have a black hawk down.
INTERIOR SCENE – COACHES BOX
RICHARDSON: What the hell is Maverick doing out there? He’s just floating around. We’re getting killed in clearances. Dammit Maverick, engage. Engage!
CLOSE UP – MAVERICKS FACE
MAVERICK: I’m not gunna make it. I’m gunna get cut here just like at Gold Coast. I’m just a wild card. But Richo believes in me. Perhaps he’s right. Maybe I’ve got the right stuff.
EXTERIOR SCENE – MCG AGAINST HAWTHORN – LAST QUARTER
COMETTI: It’s Hawthorn by 5 points in the last minute. Maverick has been brilliant in this last quarter getting on the Hawks tails and running them down. Maverick wins the ball…he’s almost tackled but he hits the brakes and they fly right by. Gives it over to Riewoldt…he’s running for goal but he’s about to be run down by Hodge…Oh Maverick shepard’s him with a big hip and shoulder. Riewoldt goals…St Kilda wins!
INTERIOR SCENE – CLUB ROOMS AFTER GAME
RIEWOLDT: Hey Maverick. You can be my wingman any time. Or play as a midfielder. Where ever is the best fit really
RICHARDSON: Ah…A delicious, piping hot cup of coffee to celebrate this win. I’ll just take a careful sip because its so hot….
MAVERICK SLAPS RICHARDSON ON THE BACK MAKING HIM SPILL HIS COFFEE ALL OVER HIMSELF
RICHARDSON: Maverickkkkkkkkkk!! You wild card!!!
RICHARDSON: Look I know we all have doubts about Maverick. The kids a damn wild card. The other day he put a fart cushion on my seat and made me spill my coffee all over myself. And he’s haunted by his Tassie mate Eli breaking his arm last week. But there are 22 Hawk Jets arriving at 1400 hours on Saturday and I’ve got injured people everywhere. I know he’s a rookie but he’s all we’ve got so he’s in. God help us gentleman.
INTERIOR SCENE – CLUB ROOMS BEFORE THE GAME
MAVERICK: Bruce, I feel the need...the need for speed!
BRUCE: Sorry Saad has left the club. Oh s*** here comes Rooey…
RIEWOLDT: Well, well…if it isn’t Weller. They call me Iceman cos I always put ice on my knee after the game. I’m the top gun here. I hear you weren’t good enough to make it at the Gold Coast Maverick. Make sure you stay out of my way out there rookie. I don’t trust you. You’re a wild card.
EXTERIOR SCENE – MCG AGAINST HAWTHORN – SECOND QUARTER
COMETTI: Hawks all over St Kilda. That rookie Maverick Weller has been a wild card today – very inconsistent. His head just isn’t in the game. Rioli flys for a mark….hits the ground hard and he’s hurt. We have a black hawk down. We have a black hawk down.
INTERIOR SCENE – COACHES BOX
RICHARDSON: What the hell is Maverick doing out there? He’s just floating around. We’re getting killed in clearances. Dammit Maverick, engage. Engage!
CLOSE UP – MAVERICKS FACE
MAVERICK: I’m not gunna make it. I’m gunna get cut here just like at Gold Coast. I’m just a wild card. But Richo believes in me. Perhaps he’s right. Maybe I’ve got the right stuff.
EXTERIOR SCENE – MCG AGAINST HAWTHORN – LAST QUARTER
COMETTI: It’s Hawthorn by 5 points in the last minute. Maverick has been brilliant in this last quarter getting on the Hawks tails and running them down. Maverick wins the ball…he’s almost tackled but he hits the brakes and they fly right by. Gives it over to Riewoldt…he’s running for goal but he’s about to be run down by Hodge…Oh Maverick shepard’s him with a big hip and shoulder. Riewoldt goals…St Kilda wins!
INTERIOR SCENE – CLUB ROOMS AFTER GAME
RIEWOLDT: Hey Maverick. You can be my wingman any time. Or play as a midfielder. Where ever is the best fit really
RICHARDSON: Ah…A delicious, piping hot cup of coffee to celebrate this win. I’ll just take a careful sip because its so hot….
MAVERICK SLAPS RICHARDSON ON THE BACK MAKING HIM SPILL HIS COFFEE ALL OVER HIMSELF
RICHARDSON: Maverickkkkkkkkkk!! You wild card!!!
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LOL - Very good. I like it, I like it a lot.
As ex-president Peter Summers said:
“If we are going to be a contender, we may as well plan to win the bloody thing.”
St Kilda - At least we have a Crest!
“If we are going to be a contender, we may as well plan to win the bloody thing.”
St Kilda - At least we have a Crest!
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Hahahaha. Brilliant.
Personal favourite:
Personal favourite:
Bluthy wrote:INTERIOR SCENE – CLUB ROOMS AFTER GAME
RIEWOLDT: Hey Maverick. You can be my wingman any time. Or play as a midfielder. Where ever is the best fit really
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Haha gold.
We played more like Goose in this one, dead halfway through the movie.
(Spoiler alert :p)
We played more like Goose in this one, dead halfway through the movie.
(Spoiler alert :p)