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Virus going through Essendope

Post: # 1450768Post 3rd generation saint »

Heard on the news tonight that apparently a virus has affected 8-10 players at the injection club.
Even the temporary coach has been put into quarantine.
Might even the playing field a little Saturday Night.


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Post: # 1450770Post mr six o'clock »

Can we blame the virus for last week's preformance !


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3rd generation saint wrote:Heard on the news tonight that apparently a virus has affected 8-10 players at the injection club.
Even the temporary coach has been put into quarantine.
Might even the playing field a little Saturday Night.
Let's play it in Wangaratta, between the flu and their non-arrival w might be a show!


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Post: # 1450772Post Sainternist »

Which virus? HIV? Perhaps they are infected with it through sharing their needles. Either that or... No, I won't go there.


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Sainternist wrote:Which virus? HIV? Perhaps they are infected with it through sharing their needles. Either that or... No, I won't go there.
Not casting aspersions on the interim coach and players' wives are you?


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Post: # 1450777Post Sainternist »

whiskers3614 wrote:
Sainternist wrote:Which virus? HIV? Perhaps they are infected with it through sharing their needles. Either that or... No, I won't go there.
Not casting aspersions on the interim coach and players' wives are you?
*cough*


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Re: Virus going through Essendope

Post: # 1450784Post Enrico_Misso »

What is Kent Kingsley up to these days?


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Post: # 1450795Post Teflon »

I'm sure they have the "anti-dope"....

Boom tish!!


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Re: Virus going through Essendope

Post: # 1450798Post Verdun66 »

Essendon looking for the sympathy vote...... They are playing the 'poor us' card quite a lot lately.


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Wasn't the virus last week's news?


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I hope the virus recovers soon and is ok.


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Post: # 1450802Post stevie »

Cheatendum are the virus of the world


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Post: # 1450805Post Dr Spaceman »

Hird Flu?


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markp wrote:I hope the virus recovers soon and is ok.
Milera will play


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Re: Virus going through Essendope

Post: # 1450809Post The OtherThommo »

Dr Spaceman wrote:Hird Flu?
Tick.


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Post: # 1450813Post The OtherThommo »

Dr Spaceman wrote:Hird Flu?
Actually Doc, given you're wearing a lab coat, do you know if Hird Flu, like Bird Flu, can cross species, or is it restricted to the Narcissus Sociopathus and Followus Jobus populations?


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Post: # 1450817Post sainters4eva »

The OtherThommo wrote:
Dr Spaceman wrote:Hird Flu?
Actually Doc, given you're wearing a lab coat, do you know if Hird Flu, like Bird Flu, can cross species, or is it restricted to the Narcissus Sociopathus and Followus Jobus populations?

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Post: # 1450818Post dragit »

Enrico_Misso wrote:What is Kent Kingsley up to these days?
What does this one mean?


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Post: # 1450820Post Mr Magic »

dragit wrote:
Enrico_Misso wrote:What is Kent Kingsley up to these days?
What does this one mean?
There was a story doing the rounds some years ago apparently linking his wife and his coach.


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Cheers MM, that rings a bell…


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Post: # 1450827Post 3rd generation saint »

Dr Spaceman wrote:Hird Flu?
No, you only get that by injecting yourself at 100 times.
Which would mean the whole list, except BJ would be infected.
Probably explains why they can't win games in the second half of the season.


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Post: # 1450830Post gringo »

Withdrawal symptoms perhaps? Jobe's picking his skin off until he gets some more pig semen injected into his frontal lobe? Perhaps Bombers has them back around at Dank's - they need them to be off work for a week to avoid testing. Maybe just in line to have their foreheads shaved. So many likely scenarios.


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Post: # 1450836Post bigcarl »

It's a ruse. They will hit us with everything and then some. Legal and otherwise.


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Post: # 1450867Post SaintPav »

If it's true and they take us a bit easy we may be in with a sneaky chance.

Probably not, but you never know.


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Post: # 1450873Post Megamaguire »

Just maybe they will be feeling it after the Perth trip to take on the Dockers.
I wondered about our players against the crow's ability to keep running hard for 4 Qrts. Keeping fingers crossed that ess don't bring as much run to the game as they'd like. Coupled with an alleged virus in their ranks hope the Saints are ready to take any advantage that may be presented.

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