If we lose to Footscray I'll go spare!

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Re: If we lose to Footscray I'll go spare!

Post: # 1336791Post joffaboy »

Good night Wellardsaint, its been a hoot :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

No counting sheep as you go to sleep, you have a big day of toilet cleaning tomorrow.

Say hi to your mum and tell hi I am glad I brought her over from the Phillipines for $10.

Tell her sorry she is now lumbered with a retarded chronic sheep fcuker as a son.


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Post: # 1336797Post Teflon »

Ive actually enjoyed the vitriol in this thread - quality stuff!


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Re: If we lose to Footscray I'll go spare!

Post: # 1336803Post gringo »

dragit wrote:
WellardSaint wrote:CPA -Yes sure I believe that.
I am a senior executive at one of the big 4 banks.
Morons like you sit outside my office, I just keep you waiting until I decide I want to talk to you.
Sure we pay you, but I drive a Lexus to work and park underground in secure parking while your types jump on a train to visit ME at work.
Sweet. I rob your joint to buy ice, then I smoke it with your daughter before doing all kinds a crazy stuff...

This thread is going really well hey?

Oh I nearly forgot, I am the turbo prince of Denmark, (Mary is a bit of a mole btw)


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joffaboy wrote:The madder you get the more a picture of you shagging a sheep appears

Wow you must be furious cause another just popped up

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you make a lovely couple

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WellardSaint wrote:CPA -Yes sure I believe that.
I am a senior executive at one of the big 4 banks.
Morons like you sit outside my office, I just keep you waiting until I decide I want to talk to you.
Sure we pay you, but I drive a Lexus to work and park underground in secure parking while your types jump on a train to visit ME at work.

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Post: # 1336829Post lummox »

joffaboy wrote:
WellardSaint wrote: Let me guess. Mid-50s, heavy smoker, belly like a lady soon to give birth.
You guess wrong cabbage. Early 50's,88kgs, 182 cm and in training for the runmelbourne half marathon.
WellardSaint wrote: Twice divorced, flew overseas to bring someone back who is young enough to be your daughter.
Married for 23 years two children one at university one doing VCE.

I am a CPA who earns more in a month that you would in a year.

Now lets critique you tosspot.

Early twenties, spotty faced, puppy fat, games geek, that is a chroinic masturbater whos next root will be his first.

Lives with his parents and works as a toilet cleaner. His next promotion they will give you a brush.

As I said mate you are a total dickwad.

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oh the humanity


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Post: # 1336832Post Con Gorozidis »

Teflon wrote:Ive actually enjoyed the vitriol in this thread - quality stuff!
Me too. I like they how they rile each other up. Its like Tony Greig and Bill Lawry in the old days.

Only thing I haven't followed it is the talk about chronic masturbation. I always thought that was a good thing. But apparently its an insult?
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Post: # 1336833Post Con Gorozidis »

Some of the best image work ive seen on saintsational ever as well.
Could easily be one of the best threads of all time.
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Post: # 1336834Post desertsaint »

Is it offseason already?


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Post: # 1336841Post kosifantutti »

dragit wrote:
WellardSaint wrote:CPA -Yes sure I believe that.
I am a senior executive at one of the big 4 banks.
Morons like you sit outside my office, I just keep you waiting until I decide I want to talk to you.
Sure we pay you, but I drive a Lexus to work and park underground in secure parking while your types jump on a train to visit ME at work.
Sweet. I rob your joint to buy ice, then I smoke it with your daughter before doing all kinds a crazy stuff...

This thread is going really well hey?

Oh I nearly forgot, I am the turbo prince of Denmark, (Mary is a bit of a mole btw)
This thread has reached epic lows but to insult the Danish Royal Family is just unacceptable.


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Post: # 1336844Post dragit »

kosifantutti wrote:
dragit wrote:
WellardSaint wrote:CPA -Yes sure I believe that.
I am a senior executive at one of the big 4 banks.
Morons like you sit outside my office, I just keep you waiting until I decide I want to talk to you.
Sure we pay you, but I drive a Lexus to work and park underground in secure parking while your types jump on a train to visit ME at work.
Sweet. I rob your joint to buy ice, then I smoke it with your daughter before doing all kinds a crazy stuff...

This thread is going really well hey?

Oh I nearly forgot, I am the turbo prince of Denmark, (Mary is a bit of a mole btw)
This thread has reached epic lows but to insult the Danish Royal Family is just unacceptable.
I was just trying to bring you into this thread kos...



She is a mole though, just sayn' • I'm actually thinking of going back to my turbo ways.


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Post: # 1336845Post plugger66 »

I think we need to learn to love each other. the best way to sort it out is to buy each other flowers and bling. It worked for me and BM.


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Post: # 1336848Post saintspremiers »

plugger66 wrote:I think we need to learn to love each other. the best way to sort it out is to buy each other flowers and bling. It worked for me and BM.
Good to hear.

Did you remember the lube?


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Post: # 1336866Post Teflon »

I've read some horrible things from one poster to another on this forum.... but to call someone an Accountant is utterly disgusting and shouldn't be allowed.... kids read this site too you know!!!!


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Post: # 1336867Post mightysainters »

joffaboy wrote:So what good will your impotent rage do SP if the Saints do lose?

Will you direct your anger, at your workmates, your friends, your dog?

Because it matters not a wit if you go spare or not, it wont improve the team, it wont improve our position, it wont get us any closer to a flag.

And dont be so arrogant to disrespect an opponent. Because if the players have your attitude, as surely as night follows day, they will get beaten.

So rage away, and show us all once again you have no life and am a powerless little nobody with self esteem issues.
Another garbage post, by a horrible poster.. :roll:


I will be bitterly disappointed if we lose, i think we will win by about 8 goals though tbh..


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Post: # 1336875Post SaintPav »

WellardSaint wrote:CPA -Yes sure I believe that.
I am a senior executive at one of the big 4 banks.
Morons like you sit outside my office, I just keep you waiting until I decide I want to talk to you.
Sure we pay you, but I drive a Lexus to work and park underground in secure parking while your types jump on a train to visit ME at work.

I wouldn't brag about being a banker.


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Post: # 1336878Post st.byron »

SaintPav wrote:
WellardSaint wrote:CPA -Yes sure I believe that.
I am a senior executive at one of the big 4 banks.
Morons like you sit outside my office, I just keep you waiting until I decide I want to talk to you.
Sure we pay you, but I drive a Lexus to work and park underground in secure parking while your types jump on a train to visit ME at work.

I wouldn't brag about being a banker.

Exactly. To be a bank executive is something to be proud of?????

Top rating thread for sustained vitriol, abuse and nastiness. Can't remember another with quite the same level of tit for tat sustained personal abuse.
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Post: # 1336879Post SaintPav »

dragit wrote:
She is a mole though, just sayn' • I'm actually thinking of going back to my turbo ways.
Why? Because she slept her way to being a princess? I thought it was true love.

Did she lick the honey off your waffle?


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Post: # 1336880Post Dr Spaceman »

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Post: # 1336883Post st.byron »

Spaceman, how do you post a picture in a thread?


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Post: # 1336885Post matrix »

Yup that's right folks.
A 50 year old CPA ( he's telling the truth)

Acting like a 16 year old idiot.


A dead set idiot that has problems and needs to be some kind of tough internet hero ????

Wtf is your problem?????????
Who gives a check if he goes off his tree if saints lose to dogs.
What is the fascination with him?

Did he kill your dog?

FFS.

You should be banned for the rest of the season
All 3

Unfuckingbelievable


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Post: # 1336886Post Dr Spaceman »

st.byron wrote:Spaceman, how do you post a picture in a thread?
1. Copy a link to a photo.

2. Past that link into the message box.

3. Highlight the link and click on the "Img" button.

You'll know if you've done it right when you hit the preview button :)


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