If we lose to Footscray I'll go spare!

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Re: If we lose to Footscray I'll go spare!

Post: # 1336756Post saintspremiers »

joffaboy wrote:
saintspremiers wrote:He's a nothing and a bloody ugly bastard to boot. Probably why loves trying to be a pathetic Internet bully/hero.
lol- internet bully. You know where I sit, come up and say helloo if you have the balls. Tosspot.

Gutless coward, you are a nothing and a turd. But at least you have mates like WellardSaint - :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Pathetic birds of a feather.
Why would I bother speaking to you? Have you any good reason??


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Re: If we lose to Footscray I'll go spare!

Post: # 1336757Post WellardSaint »

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WellardSaint wrote:Joffaboy, I live in Perth so I can only support the boys in person once.
Round 15.
How many games have YOU been to.
Again I ask, how many games has the brave joffaboy attended.

More than you dickwad.
Let me guess. Mid-50s, heavy smoker, belly like a lady soon to give birth.
Twice divorced, flew overseas to bring someone back who is young enough to be your daughter.
Yeah , I know you.
She knows lung cancer or diabetes will take you soon enough;
she just has to endure your smelly rotten breath and fumbling old man hands, for just a coupla more years.


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Post: # 1336758Post The Fireman »

now if we could channel all this anger and rage towards Collingwood supporters instead of ourselves I would be a happy man 8-)


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Post: # 1336760Post joffaboy »

As I said - gutless.

You call the players softcocks then show your true self for all to see.

Still I almost hope we lose to watch you "go spare" :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Oh we are all trembling with fear as the sheila's blouse "goes spare"

Oh the impotent rage. Hows the self esteem going there champ?? :D :wink:


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There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
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Re: If we lose to Footscray I'll go spare!

Post: # 1336761Post saintspremiers »

joffaboy wrote:
Still I almost hope we lose to watch you "go spare" :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

k:
marvellous stuff. A true supporter.


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WellardSaint wrote: Let me guess. Mid-50s, heavy smoker, belly like a lady soon to give birth.
You guess wrong cabbage. Early 50's,88kgs, 182 cm and in training for the runmelbourne half marathon.
WellardSaint wrote: Twice divorced, flew overseas to bring someone back who is young enough to be your daughter.
Married for 23 years two children one at university one doing VCE.

I am a CPA who earns more in a month that you would in a year.

Now lets critique you tosspot.

Early twenties, spotty faced, puppy fat, games geek, that is a chroinic masturbater whos next root will be his first.

Lives with his parents and works as a toilet cleaner. His next promotion they will give you a brush.

As I said mate you are a total dickwad.


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There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
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Re: If we lose to Footscray I'll go spare!

Post: # 1336763Post gringo »

Calm down guys how old are you both? It's just footy.


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Post: # 1336765Post WellardSaint »

Joffaboy, your "love-u-long-time" bride will be happy to see the Saints keep losing.
More drinking and smoking, that will hasten the grim reaper ;-)
Watch the way she cooks, very fatty foods! And she won't let you get up from the couch, no, she insists on going to the fridge. No exercise for you !
She's thinking "yeah, you die soon you dirty smelly old turd, then I get widow's pension, I get your house, I bring all my family here- thank you !"


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saintspremiers wrote:
joffaboy wrote:
Still I almost hope we lose to watch you "go spare" :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

k:
marvellous stuff. A true supporter.

yeah well I try but not as good as you obviously.

I mean i have a lot to learn from the master who calls the players in the team he supports softcocks and pricks.

Yup - we should all aspire to be a true supporter like you have.

You can give us all lessons in "going spare" when the team doesn't win what we DEMAND.

Wow lest all try and be like the mighty saintspremiers caus he knows what a true supporter is apparently :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Lance or James??

There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
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Post: # 1336767Post Dr Spaceman »

[img]http://movie_pal.tripod.com/network-beale.jpg[/img]

"I'm pretty upset and I'm unlikely to accept too much more!"


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WellardSaint wrote:Joffaboy, your "love-u-long-time" bride will be happy to see the Saints keep losing.
Stop talking about your mum like that Wellardsaint. She wont wash your sheets anymore. Your chronic masturbation is getting out of hand.

Hows the toilet cleaning job going?


Lance or James??

There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
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Post: # 1336769Post joffaboy »

Dr Spaceman wrote:[img]http://movie_pal.tripod.com/network-beale.jpg[/img]

"I'm pretty upset and I'm unlikely to accept too much more!"

Dont post shots of saintspremiers standing in the rain outside Flinders St station after a Saints loss DS, its against the rules of the interwebs to put up personal likenesses.


Lance or James??

There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
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Re: If we lose to Footscray I'll go spare!

Post: # 1336770Post dragit »

Dr Spaceman wrote:[img]http://movie_pal.tripod.com/network-beale.jpg[/img]

"I'm pretty upset and I'm unlikely to accept too much more!"
Yeah, it's good that we can all get together as friends on a Monday night, casually chat about our beloved football team. Warm & fuzzy stuff. Feeling close to you all right now. :D


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Post: # 1336771Post WellardSaint »

CPA -Yes sure I believe that.
I am a senior executive at one of the big 4 banks.
Morons like you sit outside my office, I just keep you waiting until I decide I want to talk to you.
Sure we pay you, but I drive a Lexus to work and park underground in secure parking while your types jump on a train to visit ME at work.


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Post: # 1336773Post dragit »

WellardSaint wrote:CPA -Yes sure I believe that.
I am a senior executive at one of the big 4 banks.
Morons like you sit outside my office, I just keep you waiting until I decide I want to talk to you.
Sure we pay you, but I drive a Lexus to work and park underground in secure parking while your types jump on a train to visit ME at work.
Sweet. I rob your joint to buy ice, then I smoke it with your daughter before doing all kinds a crazy stuff...

This thread is going really well hey?

Oh I nearly forgot, I am the turbo prince of Denmark, (Mary is a bit of a mole btw)
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Post: # 1336777Post WellardSaint »

Geez, the young Filipina bride thing must be true, joffa is getting real mad.
Hey , enjoy her tender touch while you can, make the most of the money you paid to bring her here :lol:
How does it feel, when little missus brings her friends over for lunch, and they talk in their language.
And giggle, and glance at you without making it obvious ? Oh man, that's gotta burn , eh
You would LOVE to know what they're saying about you
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Post: # 1336778Post joffaboy »

WellardSaint wrote:CPA -Yes sure I believe that.
Couldn't care less toilet cleaner
WellardSaint wrote:I am a senior executive at one of the big 4 banks.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Now i have heard everything. I have read your insightful posts on the GF.
WellardSaint wrote:Morons like you sit outside my office, I just keep you waiting until I decide I want to talk to you.
You mean the toilet you clean? You sit in there and make the public wait until you have read the paper
WellardSaint wrote:Sure we pay you, but I drive a Lexus to work and park underground in secure parking while your types jump on a train to visit ME at work.
You have to have a licience before you can drive. A toilet cleaner who lives at home with mum and has a chronic masturbating problem wouldn't on a Barina let alone a Lexus.

Admit it champ, you are a nothing, a sad depressed lonely little piece of excretia, wedged on the sole of life.

lol - a bank executive :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Priceless.


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There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
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Dr Spaceman wrote:Image
lol aint that the truth.


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WellardSaint wrote:Geez, the young Filipina bride thing must be true, joffa is getting real mad.
Why would i get mad at a toilet cleaner and chronic masturbater who lives with his parents and molests sheep in his multitude spare time.

Heres a selfy of your latest conquest

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Nice shot of your office, big four toilet boy

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Lance or James??

There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
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Dr Spaceman wrote:Image
C'mon Spacey, this thread deserved nothing more than to be jacked, especially reeling in a fish like the Sandgroper Einstein in the frame :wink:


Lance or James??

There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
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Post: # 1336787Post WellardSaint »

Love-u-long-time?
The madder you get, the more you're admitting you BOUGHT A BRIDE!!!
Love-u-long-time (until death do us part-come on lung cancer!!!

Hey d**khead, YOU can't masturbate because of the belly being in the way!
This is where the Thriller-from-Manilla REALLY earns her money...
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Post: # 1336789Post joffaboy »

WellardSaint wrote:Love-u-long-time?
As the sheep fcuker said to his latest

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WellardSaint wrote:The madder you get, the more you're admitting you BOUGHT A BRIDE!!!
The madder you get the more a picture of you shagging a sheep appears

Wow you must be furious cause another just popped up

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you make a lovely couple


Lance or James??

There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
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