Things never said at the footy

[Yaysaints]

Reporter: you played well and are u looking forward to finals.
Player : yeah I played well. Full credit to me and not the boys. I'm not worried about thrashing the teams we at in the next few weeks. They r s***. We are a shoo-in for finals.

[stevie]

'I did not have sex with that lady in the dunnies at half time of the 1979 Grand Final'...

'Off the turps tonight Doc?'

[Dave McNamara]

"There's CJ... unmarked 30m out straight in front... PASS IT TO HIM!"
...




(Sorry CJ, love you as a player, but best to stick to the fierce tackling, and when you win the footy... handball it off.)

[fugazi]

Armo in the Grand Final sprint? Pass me my wallet....

[Dr Spaceman]

"The beer in the bar here at Etihad is so full bodied. And cheap. And the staff are just so warm and helpful. I really wish I could make this my local."

[White Winmar]

Reporter, "Were you the difference between the sides today?"
Player, "You'd have to say yes. My team mates were hopeless."

[Dave McNamara]

"Yeah, nah, to be honest, they are an uncompromising, hardnosed professional outfit, they are the benchmark, of course we really rate them, and we're expecting another really tough, hard fought game of footy at Docklands next week.

Sorry, what was that? I thought we were playing the Swans? It's the Suns? Oh..., cool... so we have the bye then?"

[snowdelisaint]

It's nice sitting here in the dark out of the harsh sunlight

[Wrote for Luck]

we are winning! messages on hold, MESSAGES ON HOLD

[skeptic]

Reporter: So your playing the giants next week

Player: Thats great we're due for an easy game and quite frankly could use the % boost

[The Craw]

Reporter - So you club has had a horrendous season so far. It looks as though you will miss the top 8 after many predicting that you would make the top 4. Your coach must be under a massive amount of pressure to keep his job.

Club CEO - Yes you are quite correct in your summation, but we have been looking for a new coach since round 11 and expect to announce that we are sacking the coach in the next 2 weeks.

[SaintPav]

Brendon Goddard didn't leave for money.

[Dave McNamara]

Dreamon's CEO: "We aim to win as many games as possible."









("Though not this season...")

[Dave McNamara]

"Of course you never want to do a knee.

But at least it's great to be able to return at the same time as Lenny... and gradually regain confidence and form together."

[st_Trav_ofWA]

where is Jack Steven from ??
where does Saad live ??

[Austinnn]

"Hey turn up that great radio music!"
"Wish I could be watching this at home on TV"
"If only I could hang out with the Colllingwood cheer squad, just for one day"
"Wish the wife was here to see this"
"Keep the noise down, I'm trying to concentrate"
"We want Malcolm Blight back"
"These commentators need to introduce more innanity and meaningless stats into their patter"
"Hope this doesn't finish nil-nil again"
"I don't come here for the footy, I come here for the great hospitality"
"Say what you like about Eddie McGuire but he certainly talks sense"
"We're so much better off then the days when we had our own ground"
etc

[Austinnn]

Reporter; you are playing GWS next week
Player; We'll crush those sorry-arsed mofos and make them remember what a REAL team looks like, we'll crush anyone who gets in our way

(although most of us wish that players would say this type of thing; it gets a bit dull to hear that "They are a strong team that we really respect" for even the biggest showers of shyte.

[saintsrus]

Wow that Cameron Ling is a good looking fellow

[St Chris]

That Matthew Lloyd, I love how he always keeps his feet, he's so strong in a contest. I see him becoming a charismatic and entertaining media performer when his career finishes...

[saint66au]

McBurney, McInereny and Chamberlain?? Awesome my three favourite umpires!

[SinCitySainter]

I was listening to that Bruce McAveney chap last night, doesn't he bring a hard edged no nonsense approach to the commentry.

Reporter: "After that loss it will be hard to make the finals."
Player: "Yeah true but after that pack of cheating scumbags dove and acted their way to the win what do you expect. It also didn't help that the umpire was so biased at one stage he was wearing an opposition scarf. Anyway who gives a rats as long as I get to take home my enormous salary and root a bunch of 18 year old celebrity hanger ons I sure as hell don't"

[st_Trav_ofWA]

Damn it we have sold out of Freo merchandise again !!

what time does the Port vs Dees game start this friday night

Channel 7 are right HD is overrated

i wonder what Caro thinks of this ?

[NOTTHATAWKWARD]

This young fast indigenous footballer is completely unique and the media wouldnt dare compare him to any other fast indigenous footballers.

[Dis Believer]

Gee these seats you can get with just a general admission membership are awesome aren't they? The action is so close you feel like you're on the field !!

[Life Long Saint]

No, I don't need to ask someone with a radio how much time is left in this really close game. I can just look at the scoreboard.