Message from Mars
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- desertsaint
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Re: Message from Mars
all true martian man.
but we also have lenny hayes.
but we also have lenny hayes.
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- PaytonPlace
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Re: Message from Mars
I can't wait to explain to the martian man Bruces quote about how Lenny "arched his back and banged it home"...desertsaint wrote:all true martian man.
but we also have lenny hayes.
That's before we make the martian watch Lunch with Lenny!
You can listen to Bristle tell you Carlton are still a massive chance at 28 points down with two minutes to go, you can listen to him tell you all about Lorne, or you can watch a monkey on a pushbike...I know which I prefer...
- Austinnn
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Re: Message from Mars
Too right, Doctor.
And let's not even start on the fans, am I right? But anyone from Mars or anyone less familiar with Saintsational's rota of pundits and experts should be aware that there are people here who have a good grasp of the situation, and then there are people like this guy...
http://www.collegehumor.com/videos/play ... 12#6768288
This video terrifies me.
And let's not even start on the fans, am I right? But anyone from Mars or anyone less familiar with Saintsational's rota of pundits and experts should be aware that there are people here who have a good grasp of the situation, and then there are people like this guy...
http://www.collegehumor.com/videos/play ... 12#6768288
This video terrifies me.
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- Dave McNamara
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Re: Message from Mars
Picture of water on Mars; amazing and outstanding - great science!!
Well done again sarcastic rover..., but you're still gonna' die there...
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0504/Wa ... s2_gcc.jpg
Well done again sarcastic rover..., but you're still gonna' die there...
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0504/Wa ... s2_gcc.jpg
It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me! -------Who?
Dave, man. Open up ------------------------------------------ -----Dave???
Yeah, Dave. ---------------------------------------------------------Dave's not here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOiG1hAr ... detailpage
Dave, man. Open up ------------------------------------------ -----Dave???
Yeah, Dave. ---------------------------------------------------------Dave's not here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOiG1hAr ... detailpage
- bigred
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Re: Message from Mars
Nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
It's the only way to be sure.
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Re: Message from Mars
Dr Spaceman wrote:I was just imagining I'd come down from Mars and had discovered this awesome sport called AFL.
The first game I saw involved a team named St Kilda and I was instantly taken by the show these superb athletes put on. Intrigued to find out more about this club I consulted google and discovered there was a forum especially created for like minded fans. It would be through this site that l would learn more about my new adopted sporting team.
After reading through the comments from fellow fans on the many threads on this forum I am now much more informed about the Saints.
Although there is much disagreement between members of the forum, here is a summary of some of the things I have learned:
Blake - Ordinary player past his best.
Gram - Soft player who can't kick and doesn't try.
Kosi - Mentally weak player with no agility and no awareness.
Riewoldt - Flawed champion who is past his best and can't kick goals anyway.
Goddard - Undisiplined pyscho playing out the year before heading to GWS
Milne - Lairish player who has no aerial skills and is past his best
Montagna - TV star who doesn't put in.
Armo - Can't play two good games in a row.
Gilbert - Wacko who butchers the ball.
Jones - Kicks like Gilbert.
Cripps - Soft youngster who "dogs it".
Wilkes - Apparently a potato.
Of course the team is missing McEvoy but he's aparently a big slow ruckman who can't win a hit out.
And in the wings we have:
Clarke - Long time dud who cost the club a GF.
Peake - Better suited to surfing & tweeting.
Ledger - A big headed goofball with no tank.
Markworth - A twig who'll need to spend the next 10 years in the gym
Winmar - No ability and recruited only because of his name.
Archer - Apparently worse than a potato.
Overseeing all this we have:
The President - Does nothing apart from saying "right".
The CEO - Does nothing right and should be sacked and repay his salary.
The Recruiters - Hate big people and should similarly all be sacked.
I may have missed one or two but it doesn't matter; thanks to this forum I'm pumped!
Goodnight Earthlings, and GO SAINTERS!!!!
Missed this post.......A+ absolute cracker!!!!