Lenny Hayes is Jesus

[clarky449]

Plugger, been around for dinner at the Hayes Household lately?

No not lately. What about you?

Nah mate. Im too busy to see him.

[The Fireman]

hey Clarky can you get me a seat at the table?

[hungry for a premiership]

hey Clarky can you get me a seat at the table?

WIN!!!!!!!

[Dr Spaceman]

That may be a fake.

Cos it looks a bit different to the one "exile" posted on Big Footy

[SteveStevens66]

This thread is not just a little bit creepy.

Got to disagree with you Thinline. It's not "a little bit creepy." It's delusional and totally frightening!

[stevie]

My mums maiden name is Hayes. I asked her sister - family historian and Doggie supporter - years ago if we were related to Lenny.

She didn't have any evidence we were but you never know. My ancestor Timothy Hayes was involved in the Eureka Stockade in Ballarat.

Wow, I could be a cousin of Jesus? Cool...lol

[Dr Spaceman]

My mums maiden name is Hayes. I asked her sister - family historian and Doggie supporter - years ago if we were related to Lenny.

She didn't have any evidence we were but you never know. My ancestor Timothy Hayes was involved in the Eureka Stockade in Ballarat.

Wow, I could be a cousin of Jesus? Cool...lol

Cool get togethers in your family Stevie.

Sympathies to your cuz but. Bit of a bummer when your birthday falls on Christmas Day

[stevie]

My mums maiden name is Hayes. I asked her sister - family historian and Doggie supporter - years ago if we were related to Lenny.

She didn't have any evidence we were but you never know. My ancestor Timothy Hayes was involved in the Eureka Stockade in Ballarat.

Wow, I could be a cousin of Jesus? Cool...lol

Cool get togethers in your family Stevie.

Sympathies to your cuz but. Bit of a bummer when your birthday falls on Christmas Day

Easter is worse - he whinges about his hands and feet. And I say, 'Harden up! Banger played till he was 37'!

Bloody Nazarenes from Sydney...

[saintbrat]

My mums maiden name is Hayes. I asked her sister - family historian and Doggie supporter - years ago if we were related to Lenny.

She didn't have any evidence we were but you never know. My ancestor Timothy Hayes was involved in the Eureka Stockade in Ballarat.

Wow, I could be a cousin of Jesus? Cool...lol

Cool get togethers in your family Stevie.

Sympathies to your cuz but. Bit of a bummer when your birthday falls on Christmas Day

Easter is worse - he whinges about his hands and feet. And I say, 'Harden up! Banger played till he was 37'!

Bloody Nazarenes from Sydney...

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[The Redeemer]

I love Lenny. I love Lenny more than a good set of boobs. I would make love to Lenny.

[Dr Spaceman]

I would make love to Lenny.

Does Lenny get a say in it?

[Kate]

They both made pretty good come-backs.......

[Dr Spaceman]

They both made pretty good come-backs.......

Nailed it

[Dave McNamara]

Got to disagree with you Thinline. It's not "a little bit creepy." It's delusional and totally frightening!

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I love Lenny. I love Lenny more than a good set of boobs. I would make love to Lenny.

It just went back to creepy, delusional and totally frightening...

[stevie]

There was great controversy when John Lennon was quoted as saying that 'the Beatles were bigger than Lenny'.

He hurriedly denied this.

What he actually said was that 'the Beatles were bigger drug takers than Benny', obviously referring to fallen AFL star Ben Cousins.

Lennon went on to say he was a huge Hayes fan and wished him luck for his 250th

[Dr Spaceman]

There was great controversy when John Lennon was quoted as saying that 'the Beatles were bigger than Lenny'.

He hurriedly denied this.

What he actually said was that 'the Beatles were bigger drug takers than Benny', obviously referring to fallen AFL star Ben Cousins.

Lennon went on to say he was a huge Hayes fan and wished him luck for his 250th

He then added, "The way this thread is going, They're going to crucify me"

[plugger66]

There was great controversy when John Lennon was quoted as saying that 'the Beatles were bigger than Lenny'.

He hurriedly denied this.

What he actually said was that 'the Beatles were bigger drug takers than Benny', obviously referring to fallen AFL star Ben Cousins.

Lennon went on to say he was a huge Hayes fan and wished him luck for his 250th

Good effort from John back then. Lenny was 11 months old when he died so he must have seen something in him.

[Dr Spaceman]

There was great controversy when John Lennon was quoted as saying that 'the Beatles were bigger than Lenny'.

He hurriedly denied this.

What he actually said was that 'the Beatles were bigger drug takers than Benny', obviously referring to fallen AFL star Ben Cousins.

Lennon went on to say he was a huge Hayes fan and wished him luck for his 250th

Good effort from John back then. Lenny was 11 months old when he died so he must have seen something in him.

Well he saw some bejewelled chick floating around in the sky, so I suppose anything's possible.

Blame the LSD

[White Winmar]

Lenny's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy! Not fair to compare Jesus to him. Lenny's far more awesome. And Lenny really exists!

[stevie]

I just want Lenny to know I got a bass guitar today.

[saintbrat]

As Roo said, 'Lennys even a guy he'd let his sister marry' if he wasn't already married


Off lunch with Lenny, thought Roo was going to say something else really

[Old Mate]

My kitchen....

As long as it's not in your bathroom mate.















Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[hungry for a premiership]

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[stevie]

Roo has won 5 b and f's, hungry