Goddard is an alien
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Goddard is an alien
I have it on good authority that goddards secret powers come from the fact he isn't entirely human.
Bred in a US genetic factory and escaped, brought to Australia by tom cruise and nick nolte, he was raised in Noble park to hide from the CIA.
despite this his awesome powers revealed themselves in Aussie rules.
As a consequence of being discovered last year, the CIA will kidnap him at the end of this season and replace him with a doppleganger for the purposes of misleading our society.
nb. may or may not be factual
based on a true story told to me by someone
Bred in a US genetic factory and escaped, brought to Australia by tom cruise and nick nolte, he was raised in Noble park to hide from the CIA.
despite this his awesome powers revealed themselves in Aussie rules.
As a consequence of being discovered last year, the CIA will kidnap him at the end of this season and replace him with a doppleganger for the purposes of misleading our society.
nb. may or may not be factual
based on a true story told to me by someone
Bewaire krime, da krimson bolt is comeing to yure nayborhood to smach krime
SHUT UP KRIME!
SHUT UP KRIME!
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Re: Goddard is an alien
Source or it ain't trueDan Warna wrote:I have it on good authority that goddards secret powers come from the fact he isn't entirely human.
Bred in a US genetic factory and escaped, brought to Australia by tom cruise and nick nolte, he was raised in Noble park to hide from the CIA.
despite this his awesome powers revealed themselves in Aussie rules.
As a consequence of being discovered last year, the CIA will kidnap him at the end of this season and replace him with a doppleganger for the purposes of misleading our society.
nb. may or may not be factual
based on a true story told to me by someone
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Can we lose the doppelgänger to GWS and get 3 first round picks?Dan Warna wrote:As a consequence of being discovered last year, the CIA will kidnap him at the end of this season and replace him with a doppleganger for the purposes of misleading our society.
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I've heard the same. Brendan will be returning to his home planet after helping the saints to the 2012 flag. He knows as well as the rest of us do, that the world will end on 21.12.2012, just as the Mayan calendar predicts. By that time, he'll be safely tucked in bed at home and we can all die happy because we saw the saints win a flag!
I started with nothing and I've got most of it left!
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I was told Goddard was actually the second last son of the planet Kryrpton sent to Australia and seperated from his brother Kal'el, otherwise known as Clark Kent, otehrwise known as Superman.
Brendon (as he was cristened by the humans who found him) put his superhuman strength, speed and skills with an oval ball to good use becoming an all australian hero
true story
BANG BANG
Brendon (as he was cristened by the humans who found him) put his superhuman strength, speed and skills with an oval ball to good use becoming an all australian hero
true story
BANG BANG
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Re: Goddard is an alien
You used to be a good poster Daniel.Dan Warna wrote:I have it on good authority that goddards secret powers come from the fact he isn't entirely human.
Bred in a US genetic factory and escaped, brought to Australia by tom cruise and nick nolte, he was raised in Noble park to hide from the CIA.
despite this his awesome powers revealed themselves in Aussie rules.
As a consequence of being discovered last year, the CIA will kidnap him at the end of this season and replace him with a doppleganger for the purposes of misleading our society.
nb. may or may not be factual
based on a true story told to me by someone
i've been hearing this for six months or so from some very well-placed sources. i can't reveal who my sources are because your human senses can't perceive them, but rest assured they're very well placed in the bilderberg group.White Winmar wrote:I've heard the same. Brendan will be returning to his home planet after helping the saints to the 2012 flag. He knows as well as the rest of us do, that the world will end on 21.12.2012, just as the Mayan calendar predicts. By that time, he'll be safely tucked in bed at home and we can all die happy because we saw the saints win a flag!
i didn't want to go public with it because you'd all think i was crazy. well, now it's out there and you can't deny the truth.
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