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and the Title is.....

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there is a Plethora of Football books out for fathers day;

Straight Shooter; Matthew Lloyd
Malcolm Blight: Player, Coach, Legend
Pulling No Punches; Barry Hall
The Liam Jurrah Story: From Yuendumu to the MCG
The Hafey Years: Reliving A Golden Era At Tigerland
Billy's Dictionary For Blokes
KB: A Life in Football

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Player = which saint- present, veteran or recent past could provide an interesting story
Title= what would the Title be.......
the Punch line/ chapter = what would the media pick out...,



PS I am aware that some will now grind axes... but just a chance for abit of literary imagining. For the maybe authors.


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Nicky Winmar

In My skin

The day he lost the plot against Carlton ( marital problems!! )


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Why I was sacked

By Eade, Bailey & Craig.


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Post: # 1122016Post tony74 »

saintspremiers wrote:Why I was sacked

By Eade, Bailey & Craig.
Sounds like a law firm


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The Filth and Me. By Steven Milne.

I'm so bloody wonderful. By Grant Thomas.

Liar Liar by Mick Malthouse

I know s*** but I try. Mike Sheeshan


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Post: # 1122021Post Dr Spaceman »

Player: Andrew Lovett

Title: "I Was Never A Saint"

Punch line/Chapter: The day AL saw James Hird holding a letter addressed to the St Kilda Football Club - and Hirdy's pants were on fire! :wink:


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Re: and the Title is.....

Post: # 1122022Post satchmo »

saintbrat wrote: Malcolm Blight: Player, Coach, Legend
Good to see that blight thought of his own title.


*Allegedly.

Bring back Lucky Burgers, and nobody gets hurt.

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Re: and the Title is.....

Post: # 1122029Post SaintPav »

satchmo wrote:
saintbrat wrote: Malcolm Blight: Player, Coach, Legend
Good to see that blight thought of his own title.
That reminds me...

Smoko and a pot: My coaching days at the Saints

By Malcolm Blight

Punchline: I should never have spoke to SA radio about the Saints after my 6th pot.

I should never have taken that coaching gig. i feel real bad about taking the million...suckers$$$$:lol:
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BANGER the coaches I have had


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I'm Goose, Play Me - Matt Maguire

Life In The Medical Ward - X Clarke

Nobody Does It Better - Lenny Hayes

Second Skin - Clint Jones/Sean Dempster

Can Everyone Leave Me The f*** Alone And Let Me Play Footy? - Nick Riewoldt

No, This Is Not A Joke, Someone Authorised My Biography Despite My Lack Of Favour Even Amongst A Lot Of Saints Fans - Zac Dawson


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I need more money - Andrew Demitriou

oh why did they not play me - Tommy Walsh


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bergsone wrote:BANGER the coaches I have had
or Banger - the Coaches I outlasted...


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They are making a film about the Saints period of January to July of 2001...

'A Hard Day's Blight'


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skeptic wrote:I need more money - Andrew Demitriou

oh why did they not play me - Tommy Walsh
Tommy's starring in a remake of 'The Invisible Man'

dimetrou starring in a remake of 'Forrest Gump'


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Post: # 1122144Post Dr Spaceman »

stevie wrote:
skeptic wrote:I need more money - Andrew Demitriou

oh why did they not play me - Tommy Walsh
Tommy's starring in a remake of 'The Invisible Man'

dimetrou starring in a remake of 'Forrest Gump'
Tommy Walsh - "To Not Be Sure, To Not Be Sure"


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The Who are doing a remake of 'Tommy', with a Saints theme.
Songs include:

Pictures Of Rooey
See Me, Feel Me (Song For Dal)
Substitute (Hello Jarryn)
I Can See Luke Miles
Won't Get Fooled Again (by Blighty or Tim)
Tommy Walsh -Who Are You?

and songs about the filth:
Behind Zoo Eyes
You Better You Bet
Sin Ball Lizard


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Player - Mad Dog Muir

Title - A Quiet Day at the Football.

Punchline = I never hit anyone first!


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add this too the list

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Ricky-Nixon- ... 20bc0ae33b

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these are great!!!


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Post: # 1122474Post saintspremiers »

tony74 wrote:
saintspremiers wrote:Why I was sacked

By Eade, Bailey & Craig.
Sounds like a law firm
Are you confusing it with:

The AFL tribunal: Above the law.

By Adrian Anderson.


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My favourite Australian golf courses, 2001.
by Malcolm Blight. $2.99


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Malcolm Blight - Golf, food, the good life: My lovely 15wk holiday in Melb in 2001


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Hitouts to Advantage (RIX ROX RUX - My life as a Footballing Cult hero)

Michael Rix


Lance or James??

There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
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PLUGGER

MacGuire, 'Watt', a Pig


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“I Nearly Pulled It Off’


By Grant Thomas






Not Nick Dal Santo :wink:


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