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A Question of trolls

Post: # 1101628Post mr six o'clock »

Lately allot of posters have been accused of being trolls , my question is how do we know when someone is a troll ?

p.s I am not a troll


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Post: # 1101629Post Enrico_Misso »

GO PIES


The rest of Australia can wander mask-free, socialise, eat out, no curfews, no zoning, no police rings of steel, no illogical inconsistent rules. 
They can even WATCH LIVE FOOTY!
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Post: # 1101633Post mr six o'clock »

Enrico_Misso wrote:GO PIES
boom boom :lol:


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Post: # 1101635Post satchmo »

We should trade Riewoldt, Goddard, and Hayes, and not mention any rape case involving colonwood players.


*Allegedly.

Bring back Lucky Burgers, and nobody gets hurt.

You can't un-fry things.


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Post: # 1101637Post Iceman234 »

Raph is crap.

Oh hang on.


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Re: A Question of trolls

Post: # 1101639Post Sainternist »

mr six o'clock wrote:my question is how do we know when someone is a troll ?
By the rotten stench that comes alongside their posting. When they create a thread, you can even smell them from just seeing the thread title.


Curb your enthusiasm - you’re a St.Kilda supporter!!
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Post: # 1101640Post Iceman234 »

Absolute bagging of GT.















Absolute bagging of Ross.


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Post: # 1101641Post dragit »

How about threads like:

Trade Riewoldt for pick #9 & #32?

Throw the last 10 matches for the season, in order to get a priority pick at around #28?

B.T.W. You don't have to be a fan from another club to be a troll, anyone fishing for a reaction with ridiculous threads is a troll…


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Post: # 1101646Post mr six o'clock »

dragit wrote:How about threads like:

Trade Riewoldt for pick #9 & #32?

Throw the last 10 matches for the season, in order to get a priority pick at around #28?

B.T.W. You don't have to be a fan from another club to be a troll, anyone fishing for a reaction with ridiculous threads is a troll…
thank you :idea:


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Post: # 1101648Post Dr Spaceman »

Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether they are trolls.

What do you do with trolls? You burn them.

And what do you burn apart from trolls? More trolls, yes. What else? Wood.

So, how do we tell whether they're made of wood? 

Does wood sink in water? Yes. So throw them in the pond.

But what also floats in water? 

A duck!

So, logically, if a poster weighs the same as a duck, they're made of wood.

And therefore, a troll!

Very good. We shall use my largest scales.  :wink:


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Post: # 1101649Post Iceman234 »

Dr Spaceman wrote:Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether they are trolls.

What do you do with trolls? You burn them.

And what do you burn apart from trolls? More trolls, yes. What else? Wood.

So, how do we tell whether they're made of wood? 

Does wood sink in water? Yes. So throw them in the pond.

But what also floats in water? 

A duck!

So, logically, if a poster weighs the same as a duck, they're made of wood.

And therefore, a troll!

Very good. We shall use my largest scales.  :wink:
Weeeell we did the nose...


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Post: # 1101651Post Iceman234 »

Anyway Dr Spa-chairman

Who are you to be so wise in the ways of trolls?


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Post: # 1101652Post satchmo »

Dr Spaceman wrote:Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether they are trolls.

What do you do with trolls? You burn them.

And what do you burn apart from trolls? More trolls, yes. What else? Wood.

So, how do we tell whether they're made of wood? 

Does wood sink in water? Yes. So throw them in the pond.

But what also floats in water? 

A duck!

So, logically, if a poster weighs the same as a duck, they're made of wood.

And therefore, a troll!

Very good. We shall use my largest scales.  :wink:
Joel Selwood is a troll!!!!


*Allegedly.

Bring back Lucky Burgers, and nobody gets hurt.

You can't un-fry things.


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Post: # 1101654Post Dr Spaceman »

Iceman234 wrote:Anyway Dr Spa-chairman

Who are you to be so wise in the ways of trolls?
Just a man banging two coconut shells together :wink:


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Post: # 1101657Post Iceman234 »

Dr Spaceman wrote:
Iceman234 wrote:Anyway Dr Spa-chairman

Who are you to be so wise in the ways of trolls?
Just a man banging two coconut shells together :wink:
Yes but are you an African Spaceman or a European Spaceman?


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Post: # 1101662Post St Lenny »

All new people are considered trolls till they prove otherwise. How do you prove you are not a troll. Agree with everything, regardless of what you think. If you have your own thoughts, you are a troll :wink:


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Post: # 1101667Post SainterK »

Think about it, if you support an opposition club, but secretly really want to be here....

It's called reverse trollism.


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Post: # 1101675Post Leo.J »

Money for an ex-lepper.


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Post: # 1101698Post SunburySaint »

Leo.J wrote:Money for an ex-lepper.
Ex-Lepper???


Now lives in Geelong...
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Post: # 1101700Post PJ »

reverse trollism
Are you even aloud to say that on here? I've heard they frequent public toilets.


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Post: # 1101704Post gringo »

Maybe you all are trolls.....


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Post: # 1101718Post Stillwaiting »

The Fireman wrote:Image


:lol:

bit of insult to gorillas, fancy being associated with that fool.


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Post: # 1101752Post borderbarry »

A lot of troll-a-phobics on this site.


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Post: # 1101762Post The Fireman »

borderbarry wrote:A lot of troll-a-phobics on this site.
The phobias are warranted.


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