NEW COACH NEXT YEAR

[dcstkfc]

Looks like a great coach

[Dr Spaceman]

Looks like a great coach

That's a stretch!

[BigMart]

Thanks MM

My first order of business.....

Implement coaching philosiphy

1: Minimum 6 changes after a loss
2: recruit highest rated kids on bigfooty
3: only play players under 23
4: visit saintsatipnal daily to see what fans think
5: dont recruit drunks with poor attitudes

Second order of business

Hire staff

Football manager/media manager
Grant Thomas

Recruiting manager
Barks4eva

Assistant coaches
Joffa......attack, loves to play the man and go on the attack
P66.......defense, good at defending ross lyon
MM........midfield, no reason, just like to blame him when we are getting beat
Chairman of selectors....statsman, because he actually knows whats going on

[matrix]

ill have 100 on MM not coaching the saints next year

[Dr Spaceman]

ill have 100 on MM not coaching the saints next year

Mr Magic?

I'll have some of that action

[matrix]

blimey!

(another hundy on MrMagic too )

[Mr Magic]

ill have 100 on MM not coaching the saints next year

Mr Magic?

I'll have some of that action

Save your money.
There's no chance I'm coaching next year.
I'm not a coach's bootlace!

But I could be a selector though!

I'll just pick younguns who aren't recycled and then I'll check out what this forum is saying for inspiration.
How hard can it be?

[saintspremiers]

Harry Houdini.

He'll take over from Ross in Round 24 this year and deliver is a flag from 10th spot!

[bigred]

Bigmart.

You have to submit your draft teamsheet on the main footy board here by midday Tuesday.

We should get it back to you by close of business on the Thursday.

First point of business... Too many players wear the white boots. This is our problem. Boots must be of the flouro variety if the player is under the age of 23.

I also think that Grant Thomas should be involved in player development. We all know he throws a good barbie.

Also, we will whip the hat around...should be able to raise another two or three million to pump into the football department. Either that or we sell Seaford off as a new immigration detention centre and redevelop the junction oval.

[gringo]

Terry Wallace with Matthew Knights and Danny Frawley assistants. Give the people what they want- punch and judy show villains for coaches. Get greg miller as recruiter and it will all be good.

[bigred]

f*** me...

Did anyone read the Terry Wallace bulls*** in the Herald sun today?

One of the most rediculous articles you will ever read from a failure of a coach that systematically destroyed playing lists at two clubs.

Douche bag of the highest order.

[defacto]

Terry Wallace with Matthew Knights and Danny Frawley assistants. Give the people what they want- punch and judy show villains for coaches. Get greg miller as recruiter and it will all be good.

i heard damien drum is going to be the senior assistant coach

[meher baba]

If the first half tonight is indicative of what we are going to see for the rest of the season, Lyon is cactus.

Would there be a better imaginable replacement than MM?

[Megsie]

maybe it's the NEW assistant coaches this year who should have a look at themselves! They don't seem to have had much positive impact so far!!

[AnythingsPossibleSaints]

Maybe the ones who left at the end of last year just saw the writing on the wall.

[Spinner]

This guy. Will play the kids.

Haha showed my dad this post I was that impressed with it!