Bizarre play on to dribble in a goal. It goes the wrong way and he's a villain with that margin, but when he's on, stand back and watch.

My favourite whining moment had to be Hayes going nice and low cat-style and ploughing his head into mini G's legs.

Docklands will not be used when more money is on offer elsewhere. We should instead aim to play more games at the G during the season if we intend to perform there in September.

The only clash in the league is North vs Collingwood on a very muddy day. Everything else is marketing.

I believe Collingwood's away strip is humility, so they refuse to wear it.

They wouldn't be stupid enough to bring that old man into what has been a cohesive team of late. Oh, hang on - it's Collingwood. Rocca back, injury within 12 minutes.